THE MOTHMAN COMETH

[seggsy-mothman]

greetings mortals

tis I, the one and only MOTHMAN!!

really

seriously

ask me something only Mothman would know if you don't believe me

DNI is as follows:

homophobes, transphobes, queerphobes of any kind, antisemitists, xenophobes, islamophobes, pro-ana, pro-mia, ableists, sexists, or just overall assholes. (let me know if I missed anything, humans are getting worse everyday)

I may be an ancient cryptid but I understand basic respect

another cryptid/monster friend @its-like-im-invisible

that is all for now humans, yours truly THE MOTHMAN

[seggsy-mothman]

Are you actually mothman

I promise

[seggsy-mothman]

I feel an immense amount of guilt for my lack of speaking on this cursed site. then I rember? I am the mothman

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Gold and Gray ~

[seggsy-mothman]

HAPPY MONTH OF PRIDE

I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE

[seggsy-mothman]

*hands you a bunch of coupons from a nearby lamp store*

Glad you're back

*eats them*

awful to be back

[seggsy-mothman]

Peepee poopoo

♥️

gross

[seggsy-mothman]

contrary to popular belief I am still alive and kicking. and scratching and biting. gnawing a bit I am making loud gutteral noises I am baring my teeth

[seggsy-mothman]

Do you have beef with Ryan and Shane or is it just the episode on you that you avoid?

Do you like ghost files or puppet history?

I did not understand any of that

[seggsy-mothman]

May I have a hug please? I’m not feeling to great lately

okay but I have been rolling around in the bog water for multiple hours. just be aware

[seggsy-mothman]

people keep calling me a cryptid (yes, irl) and I don’t know what to do like do I just become one with the moss

yes? what else would you do?

[seggsy-mothman]

OPINIONS ON RYAN AND SHANE'S EPISODE ON YOU IN BUZZFEED UNSOLVED? Was any of it accurate? What about that darn statue? Why do you like old abandoned radioactive places?

have not seen it. will not see it. actively avoid. will gouge my eyes out to avoid seeing it actually. I'm scared of what they have to say :(

[seggsy-mothman]

Do you wish to be the urban legend of your local office / city and steal children away from their mothers to spread your belief or are you normal?

I will not be doing that but I would not say that I'm normal either. conflicted

[seggsy-mothman]

Apparently The Mothman Story adds that someone takes his place a few years. It’s me.

no the fuck it's not

[seggsy-mothman]

in the yearbook at my school we’re allowed to come up with our own categories for “most likely” mine is that im most likely to move to West Virginia and get kidnapped by Mothman. Are you proud of me?

I will not be kidnapping you. yes though, I am

[seggsy-mothman]

can i be an honorary cryptid???

no, actually. sorry

[seggsy-mothman]

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

yes I know the muffin man… who lives on jewelry lane??