Random Rambles

Chaotic maelstrom of different fandoms | 40 years young | AO3: SeigePhoenix and HeroAssociation | 18+ only | Prompts are: Open

[seigephoenix]

About Me

I write smut. So anyone under the age of 18 needs to get out now. I'm old enough to be your mother, shoo. Alright, now here is all about me. Seige.

I go by Seige usually. If you ever call me by my given name, I might look at you as if you have two heads. Only those IRL actually call me by my name. If we're close enough that you know my real name, then you can use it too.

I am currently 40, yes I am old. I am a Capricorn.

I am overweight due to my thyroid and injuries from my stint in the military. So don't think any trolls can insult me about my weight, I know I'm fat. So you won't hurt me there.

My current hyperfixations are: Dragon Age Veilguard, Cyberpunk 2077, Dragon Age Inquisition, Skyrim, Fallout, and Kaiju No 8.

I do have a page where I'll post a masterlist of everything I do write, which is a lot of fandoms. I write mostly in 3rd person but I have done Character x Reader before on my other blog. I also have a masterlist of all my original characters from the various games I play.

That's about all I can think of right now. Oh! The banner lady. That is one of my older OCs from a Pathfinder campaign. Meet Mara my cleric of Calistria. She retired to run a brothel/information network/temple to Calistria/safe house/assassination guild. She is the mascot for the page now. Art is by @/destinysquared

Original Characters

My OC blog

My Fandoms I Write For

All my Writing Prompts

Dragon Age Drunk Writing Circle - Dragon Age writing event every Friday

Masterlist of Fics

Thedas Weekend - Dragon Age weekly event

Current Projects

Darkside - Illario Dellamorte x Antivan Crow OC (Cara Valisti)

Fallout 4 fic - Peaches

Kinktober 2025 - 31 days of smut and kink

[dragonagebigbang]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85358526/chapters/225448776 Hi everyone! We're back with our twenty-first piece for the Dragon Age Big Bang 2026! We had an uneven number of works this year, so one day only gets one work, and that day happens to be today!

So let's give it up for author SeigePhoenix and artist Shayslounge-Art; they did incredible work! Go check out their efforts over on Archive of Our Own, and we hope y'all enjoy!

Rating: Mature Summary: Outside of Thedas’ borders lies the Donarks mountain range. Nestled among the thick jungle undergrowth is a temple dedicated to Ghilan’nain untouched by time. Isabela followed Merrill as her lover searched for the Vallasin’nadas, an artifact left behind by the mother of the halla. As they explore the temple, Isabela quickly realizes all is not as it seems in this temple. Strange voices and frescos depicting twisted and grotesque monsters plague her as she follows Merrill deeper. Until they reach the belly of the beast and they learn that Ghilan’nain was not the mother of the halla. She was the mother of monsters.

[seigephoenix]

Your Honor. I love my two lesbian wives. 🤣

[seigephoenix]

Going to Dragon*con again this year! I'll be dressed as a worm on a string for either Friday or Saturday. Depending on the weather. While dressed as a worm, I will have these to pass out.

[seigephoenix]

The flu has hit my house and I'm like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. I am the lone survivor who has not gotten it. I do not need it. I have an appointment on Tuesday that I have been waiting 4 months for. It'll be another 4 or so months if I have to reschedule it. 😭😭

[seigephoenix]

It didn't work. I have come down with it and had to reschedule my appointment. Earliest available? JUNE 😭😭

[seigephoenix]

The flu has hit my house and I'm like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. I am the lone survivor who has not gotten it. I do not need it. I have an appointment on Tuesday that I have been waiting 4 months for. It'll be another 4 or so months if I have to reschedule it. 😭😭

[seigephoenix]

Charlotte

Draconic sorcerer/cleric of Kelemvor

Somehow consistently fails Perception rolls so it is canon that she is oblivious to her surroundings. Gently bullies Gale as a sorcerer should. Does fall hard for the wizard despite her best efforts. Is willing to lose her magic to slap Mystra once. She'd just devote herself to Kelemvor instead. 🤣

Is more or less Chaotic Good. I'll list the mods I used for her in a reblog once I get to my PS5.

[seigephoenix]

If anyone is interested I'm doing a rewrite of The Serpent. I added more depth to Cerise and her crew.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11197500

[seigephoenix]

If anyone is interested I'm doing a rewrite of The Serpent. I added more depth to Cerise and her crew.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11197500

[black-quadrant]

reblog if you've got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

[seigephoenix]

When you want to write, have some great prompt ideas, but the second you sit down to actually put words to paper... Poof. All motivation is gone.

Ugh, I think I'd write better if I had prompts. But then I look at my inbox and all motivation flees again. It is a frustrating and neverending cycle. Bah.

[dragonagebigbang]

Hi everyone! Apologies for the delay, as Life™️ has been Life™️-ing a lot recently, but we're very excited to announce that it's time for the fourth annual Dragon Age Big Bang! (No, really, where has all the time gone???) We'd like to issue a warm welcome back to those who have been with us before, and a very warm welcome to those who will be participating for the first time! We're glad to have you all 🙂 Dates will be announced on this blog tomorrow, but if you want to be in the know early, they've already been announced on our Discord server. Feel free to join and get in the know sooner! But if Discord's not your thing, that's okay, too. All relevant information for the event will be shared here! We hope you're as excited as we are for this year's Dragon Age Big Bang, and we cant wait to get started!

[seigephoenix]

I finally had to switch to "Only Registered Users can comment" on AO3. Comment moderation is always on.

"This fic is AI" "They used AI" bot spam. My personal favorite was the one claiming they had my home address and threatened me. I rolled my eyes at that one. The bots are getting insane on comments, but my answer to the AI bots is as follows:

My good douchecanoe, AI has much better grammar than I do.

[seigephoenix]

In a great shock to no one (least of all me), stopping guest comments cut off the weird shit. 🤣🤣

[seigephoenix]

I finally had to switch to "Only Registered Users can comment" on AO3. Comment moderation is always on.

"This fic is AI" "They used AI" bot spam. My personal favorite was the one claiming they had my home address and threatened me. I rolled my eyes at that one. The bots are getting insane on comments, but my answer to the AI bots is as follows:

My good douchecanoe, AI has much better grammar than I do.

[playinginthunderstorms]

okay i am going to preface this with i appreciate all good-faith comments no matter what style they are!!!!!!!!!!!! <- that part is really important make sure you read it

that being said, idk about anyone else but sometimes, as a person who truly likes and wants to respond to every comment they get, sometimes i don't know what to say wrt a comment with only emojis/emoticons in it, because it does give you less to go off of.

sometimes tumblr literacy skills suck. this is your reminder, inevitable person who will be an asshole and not read the whole post. i appreciate ALL good-faith comments!

that being said. pls do my poll and reblog bc i am curious.

how do you respond to fic comments consisting of emojis only?

i don't respond to those

"thanks for reading/commenting" or something similar and generic

something else (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onJan 21

[seigephoenix]

I'm still recovering mentally from the shitshow that was the day after Xmas until the 4th of Jan. Maybe I'll find the motivation to write. I want to. I get all these ideas in my head but the minute I sit down and put my fingers on my keyboard. *Poof* all the motivation goes away.

I hope to be recovered enough to write my Valentine's smooches. Cause I really want to write them. 😭😭🤣🤣

[nespyxl]

my first lucanis of 2026 💜

Inspo from pg 77 from the dav art book

sketch video

testing gif sets

favorite parts some screen recordings in link below

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