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its me......a lesbian.....

[funnygamememes]

Never has there been a meme more true than this

[seriousjones]

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

[knowwhatimeme]

[fonzworthcutlass]

Rev up those demonic spirits

[corden]

*me at my bachelors party*

“I want my wife”

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

why do u only hangout with asian people on your snapstory

u mean … my family ..??

[bellygangstaboo]

don’t let this die

[daddycamp-blog]

FUK THIS…..TOXIC SITE……IM GOING TO HABBO HOTEL FOR A BREAK…..

[lovlae]

*walkin into lush*

me: hi

lush employee: you. are. valid.

[thenerdsaurus]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…

[seiienchin]

friend who has read receipts on: *reads my message at 8:00 and still hasnt replied at 8:02*

me: i get it. nothing ive ever said has or ever will matter to you. i understand now how foolish i was to think our chats were pertinent, important, significant to you. i hope you have a nice rest of your life because i am finished with these mind games.

[meanplastic]

[meladoodle]

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

[filayohfish]

Ok but if really like to hold a dick. Between my lips.

[meladoodle]

woah thats gnarly!

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[godney]

[omgbunnyrabbits-blog]

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol