[tikkety-tok]

[piromanija]

[clungedestroyer]

[denimsnake]

for a week this image has resided in my mind not allowing me to rest so i finally gave in and made it

[hungwy]

*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW

[wayneradiotv]

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my friend created the funniest text to speech voice ever made. his name is joshua. he loves farms and cashews. for whatever reason the group chat has collectively decided that i am his father and he exclusively refers to me as “daddy way way”. also, he is the second most fucked up tts voice spawned

[fereldang]

i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.

[valendyke]

take my quiz and find out who you really were in a past life!

[therarts]

[gl0wc0r3]

[bee-n-bug]

[glutko]

Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

[joylessmarxist]

2 chocolate chimp cookies please lol

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

lol

[tottokohamutaro]

[tottokohamutaro]

[anemonequeen-moved]

yeah. ive got raymond in boxes, and you can have him, but he’s down in my wine cellar, so if you wouldn’t mind following me down there

[seijoh3rdyears]

i was trying that bubble trick to get villagers to move and i got one on like my second try and i was so excited to show my bf that by the time i did my villager walked away and didnt have the thought bubble

[seijoh3rdyears]

tted a week ahead and the fucking rat (chadder) wants to move im so so so happy