Seikatsu Nikkō

My dad's are Double Black! (Whatever that means!) Ask Box Open!!! (◕ᴗ◕✿)

[seikatsu-nikko]

Rules!

NO NSFW asks please! We are keeping this to at LEAST PG-13 (although Mod Zai is very prone to getting rated R with gore or suicide themes; that will contain warning tags in that case!)

This is an interactive blog for the character Seikatsu Nikkō who is soukoku's love child. You are free to ask him any questions about himself or perhaps you have questions for his dads Chuuya or Dazai.

This was made for fun! Please don't take any of this literal or too serious.

If you want to ask the creators anything please mention Mod Zai or Mod Sensei in your ask! We don't mind some questions every now and then.

This post is likely to change over time so please be sure to read this before sending in asks!

- Mod Zai

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Kunikida: "Oi you waste of bandages! Come clean up the mess you made here in the office!"

Dazai: *whispers to Nikkō* "Okay, just like we rehearsed, Nikkō."

Nikkō: *nods and comes out running towards Kunikida* I want a hug Kunikida-san!!

Kunikida: *screams and runs around the office being chased by a ten year old*

Dazai: "Do I still have work to do today now, Kunikida-kun~?"

Kunikida, barricaded behind work desks: "You can have the weekend off if you get your manipulative child away from me!

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Nikkō: "Daddy do you think melons are in season now?"

Dazai: "..."

Chuuya: "Why would melons not be in season?"

Nikkō: "Just the other day! Daddy said they were out of season. Cause he asked a lady for some and got smacked instead."

Chuuya: "Interesting.. so this is what you do with our child?"

Dazai: *Sweating* "I was teaching him how to.. uhm.. be proper to a lady!"

Chuuya: "By asking for her melons."

Dazai: "..Should I start running now?"

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Dazai: *Eyeing a woman's bosoms* "Oh yeah.. I'd love to commit a double suicide in those melons."

Nikkō: *Sneaks behind Dazai to whisper in his ear* "I want some melons too."

Dazai: *Falls over from shock* "Nikkō when did you get here?!"

Nikkō: "I want melons."

Dazai: "You can't have melons they are out of season!"

Nikkō: "No they're not! You just said you wanted melons. And your eyeing that lady. Does she sell the melons?"

*Nikkō walks up to the lady to ask for melons and Dazai follows in a haste to stop him*

Dazai: "Ah sorry my son just wanted to tell you how pretty you are—"

*Lady slaps Dazai across the face then walks off*

Nikkō: "I guess she didn't want to sell us melons."

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Dazai: "Hey Chuuya why don't you take Nikkō to the Port Mafia tomorrow? He seems interested to explore more~"

*Before Nikkō goes out*

Dazai: "Psst. Get Mori-san to give his favorite executive a bigger, more luxurious house. Don't let go of him until he says yes."

Nikkō: "Okay daddy. But what if Chuuya finds out?"

Dazai: "Then tell Mori-san to stuff the basement with plenty of wine! He'll shut up real quick."

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Nikkō: *Runs over to Fitzgerald pouting* "Uncle Fitz!! Daddy won't buy me the toy I want because he says he's poor. Will you buy me toys?"

Fitzgerald: "Nikkō, I have better things to invest my money into—"

Nikkō: *Hugs Fitzgerald*

*Later on that day, Nikkō comes home with a truck full of toys*

Dazai: "... Nikkō can you get him to buy me expensive crab and sake too?"

Nikkō: "Does that mean I can keep all the toys?"

Dazai: *Nods*

Chuuya in the background yelling: "WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THOSE TOYS!"

Dazai to Chuuya: "We can just store them in the second house we buy!!"

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Nikkō: *Stares at Kunikida's ponytail, watching it swish back and forth* Is this why daddy calls you rat tail?

Kunikida: *Touches ponytail feeling insecure* I-Is it that bad?

[sweet-cynical-writer]

✜ In which Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya adopt a child (Nikkō).

✜ Nikkō Seikatsu’s blog

💕 Teaser

💕 Bandaged Man ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Found ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Trouble ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Daydream of a Hero ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Justice ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💕 Sweet Tooth ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💕 A Strange Kid ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Missing You ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💕 Empty Stomach ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💔 Curiosity Kills ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💔 The Light of Life ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💔 Useless ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💕 Heart of Gold ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💔 False Hope ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💔 Remember When ➤ Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

💕 Praise ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💔 Encounter ➤ Part 1 , Part 2

💔(Backstory) ➤ Nikkō’s Past

[seikatsu-nikko]

Probably will release some quotes soon~

(and perhaps work on the next update hopefully)

-Mod Zai

[seikatsu-nikko]

Nikkō was coloring a poster board saying, “Pumpkin Patch Party!” with cutesy pumpkins drawn around the title.

Nikkō: I decided I want to have a pumpkin carving contest and invite friends over!

Dazai, sitting on the sofa: *reading his complete guide to suicide*

Chuuya, sitting beside Dazai with a glass of wine in hand: That sounds like a pretty good idea, kiddo. Don't you think so too, Dazai?

Dazai: *hums in agreement* sure~

Chuuya: Are you even paying attention.

Dazai:

Chuuya smacks him with a pillow: Oi answer me you stupid mackerel!!

Dazai, whining from the smack: Nikkō, tell Chuu-Chuu to stop bullying me~!

Nikkō, packing up his art supplies to continue in his room: Good luck, dad~

Chuuya, cracking his knuckles with a smirk: Nikkō can't save you this ti—

Dazai spills his glass of wine then makes a run for it.

Chuuya: Bastard!!

[seikatsu-nikko]

uwaaaa!!! can i carve pumpkins with you, Nikkō?🥺💕

Ahhh of course you can!!! Ooh you know we should have a little pumpkin patch party~! We can all carve pumpkins and have a cute little contest of who's the best!

[seikatsu-nikko]

Woaahh I never realized it was October until just the other day! I wonder if my dads will have free time from work to carve pumpkins and watch scary movies with me (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)

[seikatsu-nikko]

I can't sleep.. and both Chuu-Chuu and daddy fell asleep... Does anyone have a story they could tell me to sleep? (╥﹏╥)

[lyubov-dostoyevsky]

I might have one, though I can't promise it'll be any good

[seikatsu-nikko]

(✧ω✧)

Tell me pleeeeaassee Lyu!!

[seikatsu-nikko]

I can't sleep.. and both Chuu-Chuu and daddy fell asleep... Does anyone have a story they could tell me to sleep? (╥﹏╥)

[lyubov-dostoyevsky]

On that note a close friend of mine is coming to visit with their dad soon.

@seikatsu-nikko , would you like to meet them?

[seikatsu-nikko]

A chance to make another friend that's friends with Lyubov?! Yes!!

Oh but I have to ask my dads first ;;

[seikatsu-nikko]

Both daddy and Chuu-Chuu have been gone for awhile… I’m getting worried. What if they don’t come back from the mission?

[lyubov-dostoyevsky]

I’m sure they’ll be fine Nikko, what’s the mission anyway?

[seikatsu-nikko]

I sent them out for mochi.

(´-﹏-`；)

[lyubov-dostoyevsky]

Then I’m absolutely positive that they will be fine, both of your dads are good at their jobs after all.

[seikatsu-nikko]

Thanks Lyubov ;;;

I feel a little better now (｡ﾉω＼｡)

[seikatsu-nikko]

Both daddy and Chuu-Chuu have been gone for awhile… I’m getting worried. What if they don’t come back from the mission?

[lyubov-dostoyevsky]

I’m sure they’ll be fine Nikko, what’s the mission anyway?

[seikatsu-nikko]

I sent them out for mochi.

(´-﹏-`；)

[seikatsu-nikko]

Both daddy and Chuu-Chuu have been gone for awhile... I'm getting worried. What if they don't come back from the mission?