Video games!!!

[seizuredrive]

Don’t ask us who we are, or where we come from. We are without beginning or end. Our purpose, our only purpose, is death!

Seizure - 1974 horror film.

[seizuredrive]

Bloody camper!!!!!

*some small child sees me running towards him so he decides to run and hide in the corner at the back of the map*

Me: "Why the bloody hell did you do that for??"

Small american child: "Shut up siezure!"

"Hahaha! You don't even know how to spell you squeaky little child! You're just a camper! You can't just run and hide in the corner, you need to actually play the flipping game!!!" Try this for size you squeaky little tramp!!" *plants a bouncing betty right in front of the squeaker; sending his body parts flying*

[seizuredrive]

You stole my kill!!!

Seizure2075: *pulls out a DSR 50 and tries to shoot a French man but another guy creeps up behind him and shoots him in the head*

Seizure2075: "Hey!! You stole my kill!!!"

Other guy: "Simmer down mate! It's just a video game."