#bouncingbetty

[crumpetsandcrabsticks]

Been making our own shampoo from our soapwort ('bouncing bet' to those of you across the pond). Suprisigly a brew made from this plants leaves, stems and roots cleans your hair pretty well. Couldn't bring myself to boiling the flowers though - they smell so pretty. #nopoo #soapwort #bouncingbet #bouncingbetty (at Douglas Head)

[seizuredrive]

Bloody camper!!!!!

*some small child sees me running towards him so he decides to run and hide in the corner at the back of the map*

Me: "Why the bloody hell did you do that for??"

Small american child: "Shut up siezure!"

"Hahaha! You don't even know how to spell you squeaky little child! You're just a camper! You can't just run and hide in the corner, you need to actually play the flipping game!!!" Try this for size you squeaky little tramp!!" *plants a bouncing betty right in front of the squeaker; sending his body parts flying*