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NEWS FLASH:

Tummy ache... :(

Tea just doesn't hit the same when you make it yourself. I need someone else to do it. I need tea from someone that isnt me.

Make it for me. Go. Boil water.

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

My god... They're right.

Why are people so boringgggg???

Like damn, throw glitter in my face or something, at least. BE ORIGINAL!

( ´_ゝ`)

What if they changed the lyrics to the 2009 classic Little Lion Man by Mumford & Sons

But it was not your fart but mine.

And it was your ass on the line.

How dare you, sir! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my nervous system.

*Quickly hides physical symptoms, age regression when sad, depressive spells and other general nonsense under a rug*

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

it’s because of the curse

Mr Darcy: Elizabeth is fine ig, but not very fit. Her family is broke and annoying.

Every woman in a thousand mile radius: Omg he's so dreamy 🤍 I love him (*≧ω≦) How romantic he is.

It can't just me that thinks Darcy is an arrogant bore. The man doesnt even dance.

Is it too much to ask to have everything in the world exactly when I want it? Im really not being unreasonable here. ( ・_ゝ・)

☁️🐇☁️

I can meow all i like, but the fact that I can't replicate the noise a rabbit makes will forever upset me. Why can't I just:

"Meow – Bunny Ver. (feat. Many Carrots)"

Thoughts of a quiet creature