wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job
Swine/11
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wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job
Swine/11
btw if you follow the path it ends in like a ring of dirt with like poles arranged in a vague circle shape
As you walk further down the path, the trees seem to be getting taller, wider even. Your clothes hang heavier on your body, the pain in your joints fade into nothing, replaced with a youthful energy you haven't felt since... wait, what's that up ahead? Oh fuck its a robot with chainsaw hands oh fuck oh shit run run run aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Deltarune: In Your Face
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Can’t have a hole without a spade
"'Ey Fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese!"
"Extra cheese..."
"and bring me your tired and poor!"
"Tired and poor?"
"and your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!"
"Huddled masses yearning to breathe free?"
"Hey Jimmy! Gimme the American Dream!"
"The American Dream...?"
[america_the_beautiful.mp3]
I only just now realized the stealth pun in this scene:
"Quick! Quick, wish for something outrageous! Say, "I want the Nile!" Wish for the Nile! Try that!"
"Uh, I wish for the Nile."
"NO WAY! AH HA HA HA HA!"
He wished for the Nile
Genie gave him denial
"'Ey Fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese!"
"Extra cheese..."
"and bring me your tired and poor!"
"Tired and poor?"
"and your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!"
"Huddled masses yearning to breathe free?"
"Hey Jimmy! Gimme the American Dream!"
"The American Dream...?"
[america_the_beautiful.mp3]
“Come this way, please.”
“Where are we going?”
“You are finally of the age to learn the truth about our city, the true source of our prosperity and happiness… here we are. See that door? Look through the slot and you will see the truth.”
“Hmm… uh, it just looks like a dark and dirty room- wait, there’s someone in there! Is that… a child?”
“Indeed. The child has been kept prisoner down here all his life. Here he spends every moment in cold, dark, filthy agony. It is through his suffering that our city is able to prosper as a utopia. He suffers so that we do not.”
“Really?”
“Yes. Some may call it cruel, but we believe that-“
“Can I go in there and beat him up?”
“-excuse me?”
“Like, kick him around a bit?”
“Um, why?”
“Y’know, to uh, help with the torture.”
“I assure you the child is being sufficiently tortured. Anyway, you can’t go in there.”
“Aw c’mon, can I at least poke him with a stick?”
“No.”
“Can I throw things at him?”
“No!”
“Can I pee on him?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Oh what, now you’re concerned about his comfort?”
I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.
Saw someone make some manips of Ragatha replacing her button eye with a regular eye, and it made me want to try and do the same but in reverse.
A few more attempts all from episode 8
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The planet Saturn has nearly 300 moons with confirmed orbits, which is why astronomers the world over refer to Saturn as “The Moonslut”
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The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed
The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain
Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule
Fourth rule: The right of the members to be insecure in their persons against superior violence shall not be violated, and no fights shall issue, except upon the representation, by oath or warrant, of both fighters, that they wish to fight, and describing particularly the ass to be kicked.
The fifth rule of Fight Club is that, given a fight and a point outside the fight, exactly one additional fight can be held on that point which does not intersect the original fight.
The sixth rule of Fight Club is: Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that hell or heaven lets you in
ive noticed lately that daylight has begun overtaking the night by great strides...a sign that righteousness prevails in the world ?
Nope. Lunar Madness again.
this is actually relatively simple to disprove with just a few fact checks:
I haven't succumbed to lunar madness.
You are probably the one with lunar madness for even suggesting it (smelt it -> dealt it).
My relationship to moonbeams is more normal than anyone elses, therefore
I can be trusted to divide the sublunar realm according to my pleasure and
In accordance with the allotment of day and night which seems to me most befitting the time. Which then follows
If u ever question my perfect reason on this internet again i will put u in the night time forever
Does anyone know where the wheel of the heavens went or is it just me in the nighttime
Didn't you get my text? I had to take them into the shop to swap them out for the summer wheels
The real reason Jax is afraid of corn.
Original audio from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The thrilling sequel!
Again, original dialogue from Aqua Teen Hunger Force