Oh Franz, We’re Really In It Now

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[caitjjj]

HELPP???

[sawsummerbingo]

Spring is nearing an end, and summer is just around the corner! That means it’s almost time for the season of sun, surf, and…Saw?

Yes! SAW!

Slip on some shades and dive in because you’ve been invited to participate in Saw Summer Bingo! Challenge yourself to create through the season, using a bingo board of summery prompts to inspire your Saw fan works!

This event runs from June 21st to September 21st, all season long!

Cross spaces off your Bingo board by incorporating the prompt into your creation. The goal is to get a bingo, but you can create as much or as little as you'd like for this event. This is for fun and there's no pressure to complete a row.

Two bingo boards with 24 prompts + 1 free space each will be posted on June 1st. You are free to play using one or both of them!

Fan works of all kinds are welcome, including but not limited to one shots, long fics, fanart, comics, video edits, collages, physical crafts, etc.

No sign-up is required to participate in this event. It will remain open, unmoderated, and self-led.

All prompts will be open to interpretation! Don't be afraid to get creative with your take on the prompt, no matter how classic a trope.

Stay tuned for event updates! If there is enough interest, we could potentially create an event discord for workshopping ideas and getting feedback. If you have any questions, feel free to message or drop them under this post! Come back to this page on June 1st to see the posted event Bingo boards!

[fullmetalfisting]

Jigsaw is the villain from SAW. jigsaw. It’s not “Jingle caps” even though that’s what I just said out loud to someone.

[boppinbobby]

LET'S GET #CHALAHOFF TRENDING

[vashti-refused]

[tilde44]

Eraserhead Baby

[mandycore420]

lionsgate give cary elwes a billion dollars to reprise his role as lawrence gordon in saw xi and you will make the highest grossing movie of all time

[mandycore420]

because i will come see it a billion times

[boppinbobby]

movie about angelina acomb but she's inexplicably an only child and no hoffman is ever mentioned

[mandycore420]

saw gets sold to A24 and they make an oscarbait tearjerker movie about angelina acomb and some nobody gets an oscar for playing young hoffman and timothee chalamet retires from acting

[mandycore420]

you cant even be like oh he was gripping the place where john was on display thats a character moment bc he does this face a second later

[philcollinsenjoyer]

my favorite part of saw x was definitely john kramer doodling his next trap in his notebook after his fake surgery and then thinking you know what. maybe i'll turn my life around actually maybe the torture business isn't for anymore i've changed i've healed i've gone on a journey. and ripping out the page like he's anne hathaway at the end of the devil wears prada throwing her phone in the fountain

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Second favorite was when he goes on his computer and you can see that his wallpaper is a bunch of gears

[afoxnamedmulder]

the Saw franchise goes thus: Saw, Saw 2-6, Saw: The Final Chapter. reasonable. straightforward. years later they make another movie that ties roughly into the main plotline but with all new characters: makes perfect sense to call it Jigsaw, it's another Saw with a little extra but not a Saw 8. they then make another movie; this is where things get interesting.

the new film is in the same universe but revolves (for the most part) around an entirely unconnected plotline and characters. so you can't name it Saw 8 or 9. what connects it to Saw, then? a less overt symbol than a saw or a jigsaw piece but that's still connected to Jigsaw? let's go with Spiral. but how do we then let people know this is in the Saw franchise? we include it in the name. Spiral: From the Book of Saw. don't worry about what the 'book' part means. don't worry about it. we just want to kickstart a SCU (Saw Cinematic Universe).

then you bring back a bunch of the original cast to make a Saw midquel and you go well this is the 10th Saw film. Saw 10. let's take an early lunch.

[shotguncarousel]

there are so many things to say about Saw X's score but one of my absolute favorite parts is that the scores for all of the timed traps are driven by a ticking sound keeping the beat - and how Hello Gabriela doesn't have a consistent timer because her trap isn't timed, the score following each swing of the hammer hitting her bones instead

[fuckingtheknife]

If I was in a saw trap I think I’d throw underhand

[self-aware-sawtrap]

media analysis is fun I just get carried away sometimes. I was watching hereditary and halfway through I thought “hm…sharp things seem to be a recurring theme in this movie.” babe sharp things are a recurring theme in many horror movies.

[maripoorsa]

Trans woman and two spirit couple need your help!🏳️‍⚧️🪶

Me, my kid, and my gf rely on food stamps and as I'm sure y'all have heard there's a high chance we won't be getting our November deposit.

On top of that my gf, who is the only one of us who works, will be getting top surgery on Halloween so she'll be out of work for the first week or two of November so the funds we'll be able to spend on groceries will be much, much lower than usual.

We usually get $546 so that's what I'm gonna try raising specifically for groceries. I'll keep this post updated <3

If you'd like to help out with expenses for her surgery specifically this is the link to her GoFundMe.

/546

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Thank you so much to anyone who reblogs!!

[windupherois]

after spending multiple days fruitlessly googling "perfume that looks like the movie saw" i finally found it