be kind if you can ✿

idk what this blog is anymore hope yall enjoy the queue

[starryizsleepy]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[hiraethdiaries]

In love on South Congress - Austin, TX - April 2011

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[slightmood]

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[thememedaddy]

[sexchangedotcom]

careless whisper has never been a joke to me and it shouldn't be a joke to you either. george michael is the most serious thing in the world

[herrbutch]

beanie baby divorce court top image of all time

they’ve got at least 7 zebras… incredible.

[alwaysthewindneverthebird]

still can’t believe we’ve been tricked into thinking we have to know what we want to do with the rest of our lives when we’re only in our mid twenties or something like is that not the most absurd thing you’ve ever heard. as if life is not just learning and living and loving and living and loving and learning and living over and over and over again until you’re gone, like that’s it…

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[lukmarc10]

mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

[un-father]

[kply-industries]

This is how the internet works, for those of you who don't know.

[ladyshinga]

"Willie Nelson in the news"

OH GOD, NO, NOT YET, I'M NOT REA--

"He's fine, he just hates AI data centers"

oh thank god

[sacred-portal]

[stricatul]