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[selfishmerc-blog]

I actually don’t know if ill ever do much on this blog but hey  you can always find me on my oc bc im a shit

[selfishmerc-blog]

                                                                              Man…                                                                  You are just cryptic.                                                                    Like, all the time.                                                                  Do you realize that? 

[selfishmerc-blog]

Who am I kidding? Now, let's not get overzealous here

You've always been a huge piece of shit

If I could kill you I would But it's frowned upon in all fifty states Having said that, burn in hell ♪

[selfishmerc-blog]

                                                                              Man…                                                                  You are just cryptic.                                                                    Like, all the time.                                                                  Do you realize that? 

Anonymously send me '+' and a question and my muse has to answer honestly no matter how uncomfortable it makes them

[aifragmnt-deactivated20180627]

❛ great. i’m so stoked that i’ll be able to waste even more of your time. why bother manipulating two armies into killing each other when you can stand around talking to a dead guy? killer plan. ❜

[selfishmerc-blog]

‘   You really don’t get it?    You’re bait! You hologrammed idiot!     The perfect kind of bait. And you can’t even move.     I couldn’t have asked for a better set up. ‘

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aifragmnt:

❛ see, i would, ‘cause the more you talk only makes me want to kill you from the inside out even more, but it’s a waste of my energy and time, seeing as you have no idea where any of my friends even are. ❜

‘ Well get used to it.    Because I talk       a  l o t.    And you and I, my friend.     Are going to be spending a lot of time together it seems. ‘

[musingmemes]

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

[aifragmnt-deactivated20180627]

   ❛ why the fuck would i be afraid of you? you can’t kill me, asshole. i’m a hologram. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t treat me like i’m helpless. there’s a whole list of terrible things that i could do to you instantly if you even came close to hurting tucker. ❜

[selfishmerc-blog]

‘ Then do it!    I’m standing right here and so far,    I’m not dead!    I can just picture it now too,    I’ll put his helmet on a pike like those fucked up tribals used to do.    Yeaaah.         And maybe i’ll put that blue bitch’s right next to his. ‘

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aifragmnt:

❛ wow, you’re awful at demanding information.

and you’re awful at remembering things! but since memory is my job, i can remind you that my friends have a pretty consistent track record of being able to kick your halloween-colored ass pretty easily! ❜

‘ This halloween colored ass just about took down your teal friend only days ago.    Don’t think I didn’t notice how he talked about you.    Or how you talk about him.    Admit it,    You’re afraid of me.    But you’re even more afraid of losing your precious idiot boyfriend. ‘   

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aifragmnt:

❛ i don’t have the specs on those! i was never in washinton’s system and i don’t have the specs for carolina in front of me since i’m not with her. there’s nothing i can do for you in this form, pal. ❜

‘ Well then,   I guess i’ll be putting a bullet in all of their heads the old fashion way!   Not really the method I was looking for,   But you beggars can’t be choosers.   Just like how they’ll be begging for me not to kill them!   But they don’t get a choice. ‘

[selfishmerc-blog]

snugglebiites:

❝I don’t want anything I just wanted to   see if this thing worked but since you’re   here you’s been invited to a tea party BITCH!❞

‘ Yeah,    no.    I don’t get paid to tea party.     So, tell Mister SnuggleFrig i’m sorry. ‘

[selfishmerc-blog]

                                                                              Man…                                                                  You are just cryptic.                                                                    Like, all the time.                                                                  Do you realize that? 

[selfishmerc-blog]

    ‘ Alright alright,         I’m here what do ya want? ‘

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[musingmemes]

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

[selfishmerc-blog]

Trying to rp anymore is really hard for some reason and i feel horrible about it and like i should quit or something i dfk