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rhymingwithpurple

"you think you know supernatural better than jensen ackles?" I think I know supernatural better than god

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

alices--angel

if I were jensen ackles, even if i truly and wholeheartedly did not think destiel was a good ship and i had never intentionally played into it even once. i think i would give it lip service whenever possible. i would be like ‘yep I did that. dean is hella gay for cas. all the purposeful looks? that was me. i made dean stare at cas like that all the time. i played him that way ON PURPOSE from the beginning.’ and not because i wanted to appease the fans or because i wanted them to cheer me on. no. i would do that because if the general consensus was that dean was gay for cas as an intentional acting choice on my part, then everyone would praise me as a brilliant actor with perfectly natural chemistry instead of coming to the conclusion that yes, i, hypothetical jensen ackles, was not in fact making jenius jacting joices but had instead simply been staring at my coworker’s lips for twelve years. because that’s exactly what happened, assuming destiel was actually unintentional.

samdyke

i know misha is just liberal and jensen is just homophobic but the way neither of them come even close to understanding the actual enormity of the last great american queerbait ending with an unresponded to love confession is crazy. yeah its awesome he got to say it but dont you think theres another part . of that. But no hes just gonna kill himself and never talk about it its ok 👍

castiellesbian

How it feels knowing that Dean is also in love with Cas and loves getting fucked within an inch of his life

sunforgrace

the thing about cockles is of course if one is going to interpret the funniest option remains that jensen ackles (texan, former cheerleader and male model, dad said straws are too gay, probably made some queer teenagers cry circa 2010’s superantural conventions)

was on set when some freak guy rocked up (democrat, former white house intern, gen x version of a van life kid, renewed vows in drag, carefully crafted image of sexually adventurous ambiguous #ally)

and immediately responded to Acting Choices by trying to out butch him and the new england liberal is here to stay. so now bloggers are posting close up gifs of the texan’s pupil dilation while staring at dmitri’s lips and analyzing on stage boners. all the while the temporarily bi wife energy guy is experiencing workplace homophobia including jensen ackles gay lisping him and 14 year old girls are declaring that his performance has cemented that his character - who ushered in the birth of omegaverse - wants to fuck men for real.

with of course the culmination being that misha collins has to formally come out as straight and as long as jensen ackles stays in schrödinger’s straight box jury’s out. maybe if he had kneed misha collins in the nuts as his choice of strange and offputting homosocial ritual like jared padalecki rather than being straddled on stage.