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powerfulwizard

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever

dorkbending

skinny ppl: we just care about your health is all :)

fat person: starts losing too much weight too fast in a BLATANTLY UNHEALTHY way

skinny ppl: yESS!!!!!! 💕❤💕💕 BABE!!!!!!!🌟❤🌟 IM SO PROUD OF U!!!!! 💖💞🖒💖UR FINALLY BEING ~HEALTHY~!!!

milesgmorales-archive

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

musicoftheknight

Tumblr: We want complex villains! Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.

scaliefox

My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.

He merely responded

“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”

sxpositive

shout out to all the people who aren’t for whatever reason going out with friends to celebrate the new year, to those who are staying in, to those who won’t be seeing fireworks. i hope you have a lovely new year’s eve anyway.

mysharona1987

boota

ruinedchildhood

dirtylittledamsel

cops on Queer Eye:

are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find

their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked

when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation

firefighters on Queer Eye:

try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters

let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest

let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks

take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves

their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen

the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

gaysemiotics

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”