nonbinary black cat

Kay / 29 / she/her / taurus / I got that ✨ Tism Rizz ✨ / sorry bro, my gender is locked behind 3 weeks of Battle Pass dailies. Purely pay to win. 😔 / cringe is dead, long live cringe / I believe I have inside of me everything that I need to live a bountiful life, and all the love alive in me, gonna stand as tall as the tallest tree. I'm thankful for every day that I'm living, both the easy and hard ones I'm given. / executive dysfunction holds me at gunpoint 3 times a day / $BZRKay

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ur a bit obnoxious (affectionate)

I'm tired can somebody please come explain why this is absolutely not a thing that scans as affectionate when coming from a faceless stranger

[deadgodjess]

Playful rudeness largly only works for people who have context for eachother or if it's an already established form of interaction, neither of which are true here. mOst situations where it's chill to do this with someone you don't know well are where the person you're talking to conceivably can get other social cues indicating that you are joking (voice, face and body language), all of which are lacking online in text. This fact is especially true when doing so as an anonymous message without even an account name to check out.

-10000 pts as this is a person who has repeatedly established they do not like this kind of joke from anons without any context.

[thekiddiekingdom]

the holy trinity

[sunburnt-brian]

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[cipheramnesia]

Briefly poking my head back in on the "realistic fantasy creature" rabbit hole before tapping back out.

[cipheramnesia]

The thing about the real universe and Earth biology is that all of it is generally more fucked up and weird than our imaginations. Realistic version of fantasy settings forget that evolution is a fuck you and ecology is a double fuck you and they get so wrapped up in forward facing predator eyes the completely space out on jumping spiders. And like sure maybe you can say XYZ happens but they're never out there like adding the details that make it interesting like growing tusks that curve around into the skull, eyes set on giant elongated stalks, freaky sacs that inflate and deflate, special noise features, and all the other weird shit that gets carried along in the evolutionary process. Not because it was better or more useful but because it was a trait of things that lived long enough to fuck.

The take home true realistic fact of biology isn't "these traits are a necessary part of this skill or behavior" it's that biology does not give a fuck and evolution will grab literally anything if it succeeded in reproduction a couple times, anything.

[cipheramnesia]

People will be like realistic dragons can only fly if they're really light with big wingspans and a lot of buoyancy or something. Yeah maybe so, or maybe they're like fucked up whale vulture squid mantis hybrids. Maybe their wings are just fucking packed with organ jets using the venturi effect to ram themselves full of air on a foreward swing and blast it out of anterior exhausts, and it gets superheated because pressure increase equals heat so the wing underside combined with the jet propulsion gets lift and thrust, and they've got like massive furnaces of digestive systems amped up a million percent from animals like heyenas and vultutes that let them eat more or less anything, which allows them to stay alive from internally breaking down a one ton gutload of garbage and they pretty much just spend the majority of their time in high altitude flight as adults based on having some weird unforseen celluar biology where they just live on sunlight and digestion and the atmosphere has less drag and their body is so huge because it holds in the heat that helps the jet wings work. And then every so often they dive bomb into normal atmosphere at like terminal velocity and use a diamond hard shovel jaw plow through whatever is in their pathway to get just enough energy to blast back up into the upperatmospher, like, they never stop flying, but they are huge and terrifying and they defend themselves with bile. Like what about that, huh?

[cipheramnesia]

Be throwing the inverse square law around how giants would collapse under their own weight and it's not a survivable size as if human spines don't collapse under the strees of walking upright in the actual living world. Stupid shit thrives all the time.

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

[drakepaws-archive-blog]

Ive only gained a single follower through all this bullshittery

[tillero]

Athena said no to the bigger one Ares was planning on. So he had to come up with something else

[shhet444]

[charlybvnny]

the possibility of getting rickrolled is never zero, even in space

[part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5]

Astley's af page -> https://artfight.net/character/8399278.astley-phm

[faiyaart]

Robins are much more similar to each other than they seem

* Dick had more conflicts than people remember.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[icaseybaybee]