mrs. jesse pinkman

⋆⭒˚.⋆

[selfship5000]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. kittenmittons.carrd.co . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

[selfship5000]

does ur brain ever just go yo yo yo 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ what up biaaaatch. leaveitatthetone

[selfship5000]

hi i haven’t been on here in a while but i still love jesse pinkman in case any of you were wondering

[lookingupatthesamemoon]

got to talk to an audience at my former college tonight about my love for joe dirt and i had multiple people tell me afterwards that they’re gonna watch it soon because of me. like even some random guy in a pickup truck yelled to me as he passed me on my walk home “i’m watching joe dirt tonight you inspired me” like wow. how beautiful is that. i love being an influencer.

on a serious note though that was such a delightful experience !!! i had so much fun getting to talk about my love for joe in front of an audience, and my story was very well-received !!! i was really feeling the love tonight 🫶.

[selfship5000]

poking around on pinterest the other day n found that an artist i rlly like (ralph steadman) apparently did a bunch of bb drawings and there’s one of my boyf check this out

[pupfettipaws-deactivated2026042]

your f/o saying "this is for you!” and not only do they completely miss the hoop, the basketball hits them in the head.

[selfship5000]

good morning i just found this image and it’s very hilarious to me

[selfship5000]

the concept of making an s/i character does appeal to me it seems fun but i also like the idea of an f/o being My partner at the end of the day like just dating Actual Me yk. like ultimately drewjesse is canon. whatever idk

[selfship5000]

sweetest darling baby angel princess good morning

[selfship5000]

DREW !!! soooooo late to this one but i was hoping your could answer 🌸 and 🍥 from the ask game for Jesse and Charlie? :3

HI RYE !!! sorry it took me literally one million years to get to this but i’d love 2 😎

🌸 — who is more friendly to strangers when out and about ?

-charlie!! he can be a people person n is just so deeply unafraid of being himself in any situation that man does not gaf he’ll chop it up with anybody!

-i think i am moreso than jesse! not that he’s necessarily rude to strangers or anything but he can just be a lil apprehensive and skittish in general <3

🍥 — who is more giggly after telling their own joke ?

-charlie ofc 😭 half the time he’s just saying complete nonsense and giggling but i love it it’s adorable

-jesse!!! it’s so easy for him to latch onto some stupid silly bit and not let it go because he keeps making himself laugh for so long lolol

[selfship5000]

hey team i was logged into my other tumblr acc for a minute but just wanted to come back here to wish my pookie a happy v day <3😚😚😚

[dreamingofkpoprobots]

Put your f/o in a silly little hat. Please. It doesn't matter what kind of hat just give them a silly hat please

[selfship5000]

[selfship5000]

I sometimes get nervous to talk to mutuals lmao but it's so so cool to see another IASiP yume, personally for me it's Ben (I love my sweet stupid soldier boy), but uhm. I think the concept of Ben/Vik ans Drew/Charlie double date would be really funny

Also Charlie absolutely adores you, I just know he loves to talk about ghouls with you

omg hey!!! it’s always fun to see another sunny selfshipper, we’re all hanging out at paddy’s together in my brain 🙂‍↕️🤝 thank youu + ben loves you btw ! <3

[selfship5000]

Hey, Drew! Matthew and I were wondering (for all or any of your f/os!): 💌 — who is more smitten before the relationship begins ?

hiihi to you and matthew ! 🫶 i think i’ll answer for jesse n charlie since they’re my most committed f/os with actual proper lore lol ! :)

with charlie i was 100% more into him at first & he was completely oblivious to it for quite some time 😭 we can both struggle with picking up on subtle hints and cues, but especially considering that we were just friends for quite a while, i had to make my crush soo clear and obvious before he realized !

but with jesse it was kinda the other way around! we had a casual situation going on for the longest and i had noo idea he was interested in making things more serious until he just randomly confessed one day n the rest is history 😁

[diacupid]

small selfship ask game !! who is more ... ?

🩰 — who is more likely to share secrets with the other ?

🦢 — who is more fashion-based ?

🌸 — who is more friendly to strangers when out and about ?

🕊️ — who is more likely to plan ahead with dates and events together ?

🎀 — who is more experimental when it comes to new foods ?

💌 — who is more smitten before the relationship begins ?

🐇 — who is more soft-spoken when talking to children ?

🧁 — who is more likely to struggle with falling asleep after a nightmare ?

🍥 — who is more giggly after telling their own joke ?

🍨 — who is more soft when in private with the other ?

[hearts4fiction]

6 MONTHS IRL WITH MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING EVERRR

(Reblog to spread the mxbobby agenda <333)

6 months ago today, i chose this son of a bitch to be my love of my life. I saw him and I knew i had to have him. And there is no regrets.

Bobby Mercer, even though we've only been together for 6 months, it feels like I've known you my whole life <3 I can't even find the words to tell you how much you mean to me. Even though my collection is small, I look for so much of you to spend on when I can. I love wearing your jacket, wearing your zodiac ring <3 every nightmare i have, you're right there for me. You've been nothing but the sweetest, kindest lover I've ever had <3333 I LOVE YOUUU I LOVE YOU I LOVEEE YOUUUU

Anniversary gif (shown above) gift from @vverikae <333 thank you pookie

[becomingvecna]

I still find it super hot that Henry Creel said ‘bitch’ in canon 😮‍💨🥺

[questions-about-blorbos]

Does your Blorbo ever say bitch (or what translates to bitch in English) in canon?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 1