Something, something, stacked in a trenchcoat.

... yeah we don't come here very often.

[ramramdodo]

[asphodeum]

sleepy exarch

[haco-s-deactivated20240227]

[selfshipper2424]

ah fuck it vivi was already schroedinger’s self-insert after renaming her i can literally just make a “she is a self-insert in this timeline” timeline

[selfshipper2424]

considering bringing this blog back

trying to decide whether to change my xiv self-insert’s name or not

[thatedgyselfshipper]

When your F/o does literally anything

[wingedcatgirl]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

happy mew year everynyan

contrary to the belief of… probably actually nobody, given that i explicitly tagged it as “deprioritized but not cancelled”, i am in fact still writing A Decent Self-Insert, Probably

here is a chapter of it

(FFN mirror)

[selfshipper2424]

there is strictly speaking no self-shipping in this self-insert fic

but close enough

[greelin]

[sees picture of favorite character’s face] [covers own face with hands] [makes frustrated noises]

[selfshipper2424]

Alisaie: Oh, you're back. I didn't know you attended the Studium? G'raha Tia: I didn't─a thesis was required to earn my Archon's mark. My peers at the Students of Baldesion convinced me to write one with the promise of unfettered access to forbidden tomes!

🥺

[neonselfships]

Headcanons for an f/o dating an s/i with ADHD!

(idea courtesy of @bitweird1, hope you like! I’ll also go into a few seperate aspects of it bc it’s so different for everyone)

- accidentally repeat a conversation? f/o doesn’t mind at all and listens like it’s the first time!

- f/o won’t hesitate to gently remind s/i of things s/i forgot about, and they’ll insist (truthfully!) they aren’t annoyed by it. Because that’s just how s/i is and they love s/i for all they are!

- f/o will notice if there’s any stim toys that catch s/i’s eye, and get them for s/i as little surprises

- hyperfixation time for s/i? There’s nothing f/o likes more than to listen to them infodump! Even if it’s something they’ve talked about before! F/o will get really into the conversation, asking all sorts of questions.

- they’ll probably get into the same thing too!

- got rsd? F/o will always talk about how much they love you, especially if they notice s/i’s been getting hit by it lately

- got executive dysfunction? F/o will find ways to encourage s/i to start or continue tasks

- if s/i likes weighted blankets, f/o will sometimes lay on top of them to act as a blanket. Cuddles? Yes. Pressure stim/grounding? Yes.

- if s/i doesn’t want physical contact, f/o is more than happy to just chill next to them!

- if s/i gets overstimulated in public, f/o will do their best to get them somewhere quieter or back home as quickly as possible, they won’t ask any questions and just try to get s/i either calmed down or safely away

[selfshipper2424]

G’RAHA IS SO GODDAMNED CUTE I’M GONNA DIE THNX

[glazedart]

The Sig brainrot is real

I'd die for he

[auraoflunacy]

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

[wired-heartbeats]

This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet

[zestyimagines]

Imagine posting any picture of yourself or snippets of a passion project of yours on any social media.

Your f/o is there, a second later immediately spamming the comments with heart emoji vomit and sweet words like “THATS MY PARTNER!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! PERFECT!!!!”, or if they’re less prone to caps locking, “Listen, have any of you ever seen anything so amazing??? Exactly.”

Basically your f/o is your personal hypeman

[ofieugogyshz]

Fic;; The Bonds That Tie Us Together

HELLO HELLO!! This one is based off the latter half of the Looker postgame episode from XY! Mostly because I finally found out why it never unlocked fsjdjsds

Word Count: 14, 320

Content Warnings: Technically child abuse, considering what happens to Emma (16). I took a slightly more realistic approach with that part in the games, where she’s screaming from pain, rather than hand-wave away the idea that “she was never in any harm’s way”. You don’t spend 5 minutes having your character scream on screen at us and then tell us that nothing bad happened to her. If I need any other warnings, please let me know

Pairings: self/Lance. This *is* a self-insert fanfic on a self-ship blog

Characters: Looker, Emma, Lance, myself

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“Oh good, you know each other. That saves us time then.”

My husband and I exchanged looks. We didn’t know why the other had been summoned here by Looker, or how he was unaware exactly how we knew each other. We held up our left hands, showing him the matching rings on our third finger.

“We’re married.”

“Oh, good, good, congratulations to the both of you. Anyways–“ We exchanged glances as Looker continued on, unaware of the silent conversations we were having, ”–the reason I called both of you here to join me is simple: I have a mission that will require help from both of you. With Lance’s experience as part of the Pokemon G-Men and Sarah’s multiple victory over regional Champions, I am certain that we can take down the person who is behind all these thefts.”

Keep reading

[selfshipper2424]

Finally got around to reading this good fic our friend wrote

Very professional review: it’s good

[ofieugogyshz]

Fic;; Memories: Lucario

Word count: 4k

Warnings: none

Summary: I was reading through @mochavaporeon‘s fics and when I got to the ones about her and her Lucario, I was just like “…man i want that”. before remember, wait, I *can* have that. I raised a Lucario!!!! So here we are. At a memory sort of thing. Well definitely a trip down memory lane!!!  Takes place in Sinnoh, throughout the first few months of a journey there or something. Timeline’s wacky lawl. It’s based off a real event, a real friendship, with a person that I made friends with back in high school. He did breed me a Riolu when I asked for one, before I even had the game, because I sure as heck wasn’t able to get one soon enough for me and my journey, and I wanted to have it as soon as possible for my game! :P I did ask him to nickname it, I just didn’t have any idea of what. So, he took that matter into his own hands… Wow, what a playful mistake. 

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I was in Twinleaf Town, when I had met another traveling trainer named Blaze. It would be the first time that I had ever made friends– and rivals– with another trainer that was within my league. Most of the ones that I had met, we passed by once or twice, relegated to being e-mail and online friends. Sure, I had made a good impression or had an amicable relationship with some of the other trainers, Gym Leaders, and other official League members from my travels across Johto, Kanto, and Hoenn, but none that I would find myself encountering and battling every time we met, pushing each other rather than having a somewhat one-sided affair. (It was often me that was rather competitive; those that were not League officials had often lost or were otherwise uninterested in battling as hard as I did; so it was often difficult for me to find someone that I could potentially consider an equal.)

We were both there at Professor Rowan’s lab for a Pokedex update. While we were waiting for someone in the lobby of the Professor’s lab to come greet us, he played with the latest tech– a Poketch, something that had been developed and released recently here in the Sinnoh region, while I fiddled with my old, definitely out-dated Pokedex.

Keep reading

[selfshipper2424]

i finally read this and spoilers it is cute

[selfshipper2424]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

oh man i wrote an entire fanfic what