let's go self shippers

quotes for you and your self shipping needs ❤ your f/o's love you!! ❤

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F/O: Does it hurt?

S/I: Not at all

F/O: So no need for me to kiss it better?

S/I: Oh no, it hurts soooo much!

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F/O: R u showering

S/I: No

F/O: Without me? :(

S/I: I'm not showering

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S/I: Are you flirting with me?

F/O: I'm trying

F/O: I have no idea what I'm doing

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F/O: S/I and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others-

S/I: Sentences

F/O: Please don't interrupt me.

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S/I: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

F/O: Burn the house down

S/I: And what did you do?

F/O: I made dinner

S/I:

F/O:

S/I:

F/O: And burnt the house down

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F/O: FLIRT BACK GOD DAMN IT

S/I: HOW???

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F/O: I'm coming to get you

S/I: Wait, what?

S/I: No, you can't

F/O: Yes, I can

S/I: It's 2 in the morning

F/O: And?

F/O: I want to watch the stars with you

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S/I: Would you buy me flowers?

F/O: I'll buy you a whole garden.

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not a submission, just some words of praise...love your blog! you seem a sweet person behind the screen, and I love this community! no real point to this ask, merely appreciation. Thank you for running this silly little corner of the internet! -🦆

Thank you very much anon!!! After being in the community for 10 or so years, the good outweighs the bad, and at the end of the day I just wanted a place people could come to for inspiration or laughs or ideas for their selfships/yumeships 🫶

Y'all deserve to have some fun content AND feel loved by your faves everyday 💖

[selfshipquotes]

S/I: Am I straight?

F/O: Ha! Not even close.

S/I: ... I meant my parking.

F/O: Oh, then you're fine.

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F/O: Thank.

S/I: Do you mean thanks?

F/O: No. You only deserve the one.

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F/O: This is it.

F/O: This is the darkest hour.

S/I: I was only gone for five minutes???

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F/O: Lets flirt together

S/I: Ok hi

S/I:

S/I: Ok I can't do this

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S/I: Guess I'll just sit in bed

S/I: Alone

S/I: Cold

S/I: By myself

S/I: With nobody to cuddle with

S/I: All alone

F/O: Oh shut up I'm putting my shoes on

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S/I: Bro

S/I: I was searching for my cell phone with the flashlight of my cell phone

S/I: LMAOOO

F/O: Wtf

F/O: Where was it

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F/O: Did you eat?

S/I: I SLAYEDDDD

F/O: No babe

F/O: I was asking if you had breakfast

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S/I: I have feelings for you.

F/O: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?