Roughly the Size of Three Bagels

Ray, he/they/it. Just some guy with opinions. Header art not by me.

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Festival tomorrow

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Slay the Spire lowkey hard

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back to digital media for a moment 🤭

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I Created This Blog in 2017 And I Forgot To Post This Picture For The Tenth Anniversary. I Didn't Remember.

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Love bones

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Nothing strikes that social nerve like a round table with friends taking turns sharing weird medical facts about ourselves

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Speaking German isn't even that hard when I have to yell at my boss

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Neighbor-slash-friend woke up from the noise, thought there was a fight outside, nope, just me yelling at my boss in German

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Speaking German isn't even that hard when I have to yell at my boss

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Girls love me for my Slay the Spire shiv spam build that gets me killed.

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Boys hate me because I can roll up an elegant cigarette with perfect tobacco density.

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Nonbinary people have no emotional attachment to me one way or the other but have been known to take notice of my longsword proficiency.

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Girls love me for my Slay the Spire shiv spam build that gets me killed.

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Boys hate me because I can roll up an elegant cigarette with perfect tobacco density.

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Girls love me for my Slay the Spire shiv spam build that gets me killed.

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Hello I'm back I'm doing worse

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Realized I told y'all I'm quitting my job but haven't told you why. I'll be applying to university! I'll be a translator. Hopefully. Maybe.

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Update I got admitted. English and German translation and interpretation.

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I finished my second year with a 9.62 grade. Two more years to go.

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Wait I forgot I drew some portraits

Whatever

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Hi gang it's been a few months and I've become a slightly better artist

Cheers bye

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

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y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[niuniente]

se on mä, sun suojelusenkelis heiiiii 😇 okei🙏 siis. noin kuuden kuukauden päästä sä kuolet nälkään. 🥺 ja jos mä en suojele sua, niin mä saat #potkut! 🫢ja se Ei Oo Hyvä 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa No nii. 🙏 Mä selvitin, et miks sä kuolet nälkään ja juttu on kuule niin että; Sun kuolemas on estettävissä! 😯 Oi joi! 😆 Ruokaa riittää sulle ihan tarpeeks ilman, et se sotkee kenenkään muun hengissäselviämistä, mut sä et saa tätä sapuskaa! 🤨 Et niinku Täh? 🤷‍♀️ Ilmeisesti sun kuolemas on tuhansien "osakkeenomistajien" ennalta suunnittelema juttu. Joten. 🙏 Mä oon tappanu ihmisiä,

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to jsem já, tvůj anděl strážný ahojjjjj😇 okej🙏 takže. asi za 6 měsíců zemžeš na vyhladovění. 🥺A když tě neochráním, dostanu: #výpověď!🫢 a to je Velký Špatný 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa takže. 🙏 vyhledal jsem si důvody vyhladovění a ukázalo se: Tvoje smrt je naprosto zamezitelná!😯 Ó ne! 😆 Je víc než dost jídla na tvé zaživení bez toho, aby se narušilo přežití kohokoliv jiného, ale ty ho nesmíš mít! 🤨 Cooooo? 🤷‍♀️ Tvoje smrt je zjevně plánována tisíci věcmi zvané "akcionáři." Takže. 🙏 Jsem vraždil,

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это яяяяя я твой ангел хранитель хайййй 😇 в общем🙏 так. в течение ближайших шести месяцев ты умрёшь от голода. 🥺 и если я не уберегу тебя, меня ждёт: #увольнение! 🫢 а это Очень Плохо 🙅‍♀️ ахааах Короче. 🙏 я изучил причины голода, и оказывается: Твою смерть легко предотвратить! 😯 Ой ёй! 😆 Еды более чем достаточно, чтобы накормить тебя без угрозы выжыванию окружающих, но тебе её нельзя! 🤨 Чтооооо? 🤷‍♀️ Судя по всему, твою смерть решили заранее какие-то тысячи штук под названием "акционеры." Так что. 🙏 Я принялся убивать людей,