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@rayclubs
Realized I told y'all I'm quitting my job but haven't told you why. I'll be applying to university! I'll be a translator. Hopefully. Maybe.
Update I got admitted. English and German translation and interpretation.
I finished my second year with a 9.62 grade. Two more years to go.
Wait I forgot I drew some portraits
Whatever
Hi gang it's been a few months and I've become a slightly better artist
Cheers bye
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，
y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
se on mä, sun suojelusenkelis heiiiii 😇 okei🙏 siis. noin kuuden kuukauden päästä sä kuolet nälkään. 🥺 ja jos mä en suojele sua, niin mä saat #potkut! 🫢ja se Ei Oo Hyvä 🙅♀️ hahaaa No nii. 🙏 Mä selvitin, et miks sä kuolet nälkään ja juttu on kuule niin että; Sun kuolemas on estettävissä! 😯 Oi joi! 😆 Ruokaa riittää sulle ihan tarpeeks ilman, et se sotkee kenenkään muun hengissäselviämistä, mut sä et saa tätä sapuskaa! 🤨 Et niinku Täh? 🤷♀️ Ilmeisesti sun kuolemas on tuhansien "osakkeenomistajien" ennalta suunnittelema juttu. Joten. 🙏 Mä oon tappanu ihmisiä,
@pantspissedinreverse
to jsem já, tvůj anděl strážný ahojjjjj😇 okej🙏 takže. asi za 6 měsíců zemžeš na vyhladovění. 🥺A když tě neochráním, dostanu: #výpověď!🫢 a to je Velký Špatný 🙅♀️ hahaaa takže. 🙏 vyhledal jsem si důvody vyhladovění a ukázalo se: Tvoje smrt je naprosto zamezitelná!😯 Ó ne! 😆 Je víc než dost jídla na tvé zaživení bez toho, aby se narušilo přežití kohokoliv jiného, ale ty ho nesmíš mít! 🤨 Cooooo? 🤷♀️ Tvoje smrt je zjevně plánována tisíci věcmi zvané "akcionáři." Takže. 🙏 Jsem vraždil,
@rayclubs
это яяяяя я твой ангел хранитель хайййй 😇 в общем🙏 так. в течение ближайших шести месяцев ты умрёшь от голода. 🥺 и если я не уберегу тебя, меня ждёт: #увольнение! 🫢 а это Очень Плохо 🙅♀️ ахааах Короче. 🙏 я изучил причины голода, и оказывается: Твою смерть легко предотвратить! 😯 Ой ёй! 😆 Еды более чем достаточно, чтобы накормить тебя без угрозы выжыванию окружающих, но тебе её нельзя! 🤨 Чтооооо? 🤷♀️ Судя по всему, твою смерть решили заранее какие-то тысячи штук под названием "акционеры." Так что. 🙏 Я принялся убивать людей,
I'm deleting this stupid app bye if anyone needs me and you don't have my discord tough luck baby
hannibal/saw/house superwholock crossover called housawbal where john is a patient and hannibal is a surgeon at princeton plainsborough and every episode is a clusterfuck because everyone's trying to do their bits at the same time.
like house's team walks into the morgue to analyze a victim but hannibal's in there doing a telehealth with will while he steals organs from that same victim but they just narrowly miss each other and then hannibal prepares a delicious meal in the hospital kitchen while trying to convince will that the victim dying is his fault which he then brings in to john kramer who's watching a video of the victim failing his saw trap on his ipad but hannibal doesn't see the screen and so he leaves and none of the plotlines get any resolutions. you get it.
I love the way language has been evolving lately. For instance, "a huge lesbian" is a popular choice of words, but "a huge gay" is not, implying that lesbians are significantly larger. In this essay I will-
I gave it more thought and realized that we tend to use "gay" as an adjective and "lesbian" as a noun. We say "I am gay!" as a way of description and "I am a lesbian!" as a definition. This allows me to multiclass into a gay lesbian that deals an extra 10% damage to all humanoid enemies.
Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
He does so to dodge the draft
I'm honestly in love with the fact that all of Tumblr knows about Buggy the Clown against their will. The entire population of this website being made simultaneously involuntarily aware of Fucky the Joker, the Shkrinklest Scrunt to ever Skronkle the earth. The singular image of his existence projected into our brains like an alien mind control exercise. Long-term fans attempting to explain Cucky the Critter, to put him in context, to justify the role he is now and forever occupying in the public conscience, something he is neither due nor worth, granted the laurels by god's misterious ways alone. I need everyone to know that, except for a secluded group of people that statistically has to exist as for any media character ever put on screen, Binky the Bonker is so overwhelmingly unimportant that even those familiar with him are largely unaware of him, bearing him so deep in our subconscious that he might as well have not been there, like dust on the top shelf that you aren't quite tall enough to reach, or the ray of sunshine that hits the wall before it reaches your eyes. We all, as a collective and co-depended society, are staring down the same looking glass, examining the same peculiar worm, casting into the uBlock hell the same inconsequential pea that not a single soul can escape feeling under their mattress. This is theatre to me.
Hey man, just remember: all AI is terrible unless it's for a meme. No human artist has ever been commissioned to draw a funny picture. Photography isn't a real job anyway. Paying artists is always morally correct unless it's out of your pocket. The option to simply not make the meme if you can't afford it should never cross your beautiful baby mind. Protect all artists except the ones you don't like or aren't taking seriously. Why, you could easily draw the funny image yourself, talented young lad that you are! Your time is just too valuable, that's all.
It's a good thing I'm so funny that the hoes can't tell if I'm depressed as well
Just heard "Rocky Road to Dublin" for the first time, I used to think "Favored Son" by The Mechsnisms just had a funky rhythm by virtue of originality but apparently it's also filk, how cool is that?
Anxious 14yo girl: This time I'm really gonna do it
Divorced 45yo man who reads Nietzsche inbetween work meetings: Been really getting into this new thing called survival of the fittest so I'm gonna base my entire personality around it
Father and daughter btw
Anxious 14yo girl: This time I'm really gonna do it
Divorced 45yo man who reads Nietzsche inbetween work meetings: Been really getting into this new thing called survival of the fittest so I'm gonna base my entire personality around it
“This comic is extremely frustrating, poorly written, and damaging to the continuity. It’s also quite a bit sexist, and you’ll probably want to throw it across the room while reading it. However, it made me laugh and has great panels to use in angry Tumblr rants, so I recommend it.”
“I’m pretty sure all the characters in this comic were replaced by doppelgängers, but if you just pretend it’s about different characters then it’s amazing. 10/10.”
“I don’t think the writer understood a single thing they were talking about, but one of my favorite characters was drawn really cute and did something cool. A must-read.”
“This comic is full of horrible mischaracterizations, with an unsatisfying resolution and a writer who wouldn’t recognize abuse if it slapped him in the face. However, I love to write fanfiction about it. Great comic.”
Maybe Ilike being invisible. Maybe not mattering appeals to me.
