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[wowhead]

!!!!ATTENTION!!!! IT’S THE LAST ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY OF THE DECADE!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!

HAPPY ENERGY SWORD SUNDAY!!!!!!!

[kamchatka2054]

Better make it count

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[heythatsdeep-deactivated2022121]

Oh my gosh.

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[memeuschrist]

[weirdmageddon]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[sexymachine]

[commiemartyrshighschool]

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

[emmakultra-deactivated20260409]

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

[hipsterinatardis]

nyoom

[arsonistslair]

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

[davidxn]

I’m seriously crying with laughter here. Now I’m going to see if I can do something similar with other videos of marching in step…

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

k

[shanigrim]

Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure 

[littlemisstfp-deactivated202212]

I’m fucking cackling

[mobpsyk0]

u ever rb something and then realize who the op is and then u gotta scramble to slap that shit off ur blog

[busty-shackleford]

I happily accept messages from friends who tell me I reblogged from someone trash because I can’t possibly know everything and I appreciate being told and given a chance to remove a reblog instead of people secretly thinking I’m terrible

[rickieedd]

Let’s hear for a woman who had to spend many years hiding that she lended her voice to a doll that has spend the last 60 years inspiring young girls.

[neonprotagonist]

her name is chris anthony lansdowne! dont worry, op didnt omit her name, tumblr formatting just makes it so that its cut from the photoset!

[newdoges]

[urban-cryptid]

Damn this one cuts deep huh? Where are y'all extracting these memories from??

[rosamundpikesource]

I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

every time i see this, ive managed to forget about it and it newly becomes the best thing ive ever seen

[jakemorph]

[rocktheholygrail]

[that-twink-over-there]

[thefugitivesaint]

Someone out there on the internet found the original booklet that came with the original Nintendo system version of ‘Tetris’ and, hold on to your hats people, the blocks have names. THE BLOCKS HAVE NAMES!

[toniins]

i gotta say it really pisses me off when people use celtic culture but all they do is talk about how the celts were “fairy people” like fuck you m8 ancient celtic people were a proper series of kingdoms with their own laws and social structures. their engineering skills were good enough to transport the multi-tonne granite blocks that make up stone henge hundreds of miles before assembling the thing. they had divorce, property ownership for women, gay marriage, and some tribes boasted a military force so strong that they once took out an entire roman legion. when people reduce celtic, pictish, and viking cultures to nothing more than ‘pretty fairy tales’, they’re erasing incredible cultures that deserve to be remembered.