May I order more big scary men?

Wsg, pretty? || I write stuffs || 25 || This blog is for my own personal interests and infatuations !!

[selvieee]

✧･ﾟ: Masterlist :･ﾟ✧

✧ About Me: I write character x Reader fanfics about different characters that catches my eye ♡ MDNI ♡ She/her ♡ I write in my free time ♡ Most of my works include: -Slow burn -Angst -Enemies to lovers -Age gaps -Smut (porn with plot) -Grumpy x sunshine -Fluff -Dark romance ✧ Updates are inconsistent but the obsession is permanent.

Wattpad, AO3

✧･ﾟ: Fanfictions :･ﾟ✧

Miguel O'Hara:

The Error In His System || Ongoing || 6 released chapters || wattpad & AO3

Kalego Naberius:

A Taste Of Love In Teaching || Completed w/ unfinished edits || 19 released chapters || wattpad only ✧ Dancing With Danger And Thrills With Pleasure || Discontinued || 7 released chapters || charxOC || wattpad only

Simon "Ghost" Riley:

Deleterious Loving || Hiatus || 2 released chapters || AO3 only

Ganondorf Dragmire:

What Time Declares || Ongoing || 3 released chapters || AO3 & Wattpad

✧･ﾟ: One-Shots :･ﾟ✧

Miguel O'Hara:

Hunt Me Down — Vampire AU || Vamp!Miguel x College!Reader || Hiatus ✧ Head's up, Nerd! — College AU || Nerd!Miguel x Bully!Reader || Ongoing ✧ Tainted Devotion — Priest AU || Priest!Miguel x Atheist!Reader || Completed

Ganondorf Dragmire:

Demon King's Knot — Downfall AU || Demon King!Ganondorf x Bride!Reader || Completed

[selvieee]

Fluff Ganondorf anybody? No? ok..😔

[selvieee]

Ain't no way that for me to finish my story's beginning to end structure was having to get sloppily fucked...

[selvieee]

Ganondorf continued his course without hesitation and approached. The sound of his footsteps echoed softly throughout the corridor and she lifted her head to stare at the nearing figure

The moment their eyes met, she immediately froze. Silence stretched between them for one brief moment then to his surprise, she turned and fled

Like actually fled. Turned her heel and ran as if she just witnessed him kill someone

"What in the-"

"Leave me be!!" she yelled, her voice echoing on the vast hallways of the castle and he stood there with a confused scowl etched on his face

How dare she?

He let her drink his finest wine, tolerated her nonsense, and even let her the privilege to lay on his bed yet she ran as if he had wronged her? Utterly absurd that woman is!

"What is her problem?" He angrily stomped towards his guards, demanding explanation for her sudden retreat "I ordered you both to care for the woman and now she flees from me as if I hold sickness"

The women tensed, trying to come up with an explanation for her reaction at seeing him but they couldn't bring something up that would explain it "L-Lord Ganondorf, Lady Y/N woke up perfectly fine, we do not hold knowledge as to why she retreats from you"

"Excuses!" He yelled, throwing his hands in the air in disbelief "She was perfectly fine sleeping next to me and now she acts like this?"

His guards immediately lowered their head and silenced filled the air around them

Had he said something wrong? Absolutely not Had he unintentionally threatened her? Not beyond the usual amount...

So what in Din’s blazing name was wrong with the woman?

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Working on chapter 5!

[selvieee]

I've actually rewritten chapter 5 more times than I'd like to admit... NOTHING JUST CLICKS

[dinsflowers]

Listen, all im saying is Ganondorf dragmire is extremely bisexual coded and the fandom is stupid for not putting him in more fun, gay situations.

[aeriyalace]

does anyone care about my ganon fanart

well BAM here it is!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[skwangmbyul]

I could use some luck

[lanadelreysghost]

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

[selvieee]

I have so many ideas all piling up but I can't even write cuz I'm stressed out and having writer's block💔

[xxipukeglitterxx]

hate when I see ganondorf fan art and he doesn't have that nice amazing beautiful curve in his nose. where's his hooked nose he can't see without his hooked nose please

[wolverinecore]

priCE PRICE PRICE

[selvieee]

BAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😍😍😍😍😍

[warmfrequency]

type of guy you divorce and remarry three times over

[cookson69xoxo]

[selvieee]

Miguel, that's not your line!!😫

Trying my best to not put Twilight lines in my Vampire!Miguel x Reader oneshot😔

[stitchedspider]

bonus for pride month

[stitchedspider]

Drawing The Spot every day until Beyond The Spider-Verse releases - Day 987

Happy Pride Month!

[counterblows]

Just one more year, Miguel nation🥲🥲

[imagineaspen]

I am so sick of how many people in this fandom think Ganondorf would be sexist/a rapist/etc

For all the issues I have with how Nintendo has handled him they have never once portrayed him like this so what is it about him that makes you think this, hmm?

[selvieee]

he was literally raised by women, why would people think he would be a manosphere influencer who rapes and disrespects women like hello??