crazy girl shit gonna go spring breakers!!!!!

glumping it since '77🦸‍♀️ (#spiderwoman 306 for spidersona stuff, #johara for selfship stuff) header by corsy on artfight

[sematary-drive]

happy 3 years of spiderwoman 306. heres a new reference🎂

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[thezenzone]

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

sopranos episode 1

[ravenlynclemens]

the piano pals

[sematary-drive]

this is the moral of gta v

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[sematary-drive]

my first ever art collab with @altersuperego (id rew the arms). therr was a bad word

[altersuperego]

been thinkin about them

[mynowherenothing]

[sematary-drive]

outlast trial fans like to complain that nobody gives a fuck about the female characters (true in some ways) but then when you ask them to talk about a female character they like they pull actual shit out of their ass

[violenceunimagined]

[sematary-drive]

just watched 'the piano teacher' 🎹👩‍🏫

[sematary-drive]

roommate gave me this for supper

[sematary-drive]

one detail im fond of is that pinkie pies middle name is diane. like i know so many women whos middle name is diane. pinkie pie is a woman i know in real life

[angelicguy]

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

[altersuperego]

my roommate is high as fuck telling her mom i’m into agegap

[sematary-drive]

junpei iori looks like a delivery driver to you guys too, right