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[fredfugues]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just found a cross of miquella in a candy store. read "I abandon here my dollars five"

[sea--burn]

[femtocloaca]

fat bitch here, i listen to radiohead even though they fucking suuuck

[undasura]

the potion that turns anime boys into cartoony anime boys

[mothly]

gonna start talking about this bird that shit on my swing in the exact same place four times in the last week the same way people on twitter talk about trump

[mothly]

so…… who’s gonna do it

[fredfugues]

Beat prommy consort radahn 🥳 I can finally leave the land of shadow forever!

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[fredfugues]

The fuckin hunchback cirque de soleil jumpin Jerries in SotE may be hands down the worst shit they put in the game. impossible to see dogshit that mows down your health bar in .25 seconds, as health sponge and poised as black knights, and for like 1/5 the soul payout. So ridiculous.

[hoodlytheowl]

[thefoilguy]

Mohg Lord of Blood from Elden Ring - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[segamascott]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[pjackk]

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack