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I don’t tend to think of those as my defining moments, but… Well. Once upon a time, I suppose, if that’s all that sticks to your memory. How is the good doctor? I’m afraid I rather rudely stood him up for our last session. Talking about my feelings at large… has never been my strong suit.
... It... Is really you, isn't it... As...
I mean, not your defining moments, but things not everyone would know. And nothing from your past, that anyone from a different universe could hold against you...
In that case, uh... yes, it is me as well...
It has been... Some time...
Ahem... Uh... Raphael... I don't think there are any hard feelings and he will probably be delighted to hear from you. He is doing well. We're not butting heads anymore. And he set up his clinic on earth as a permanent base. Helping with the influx and exodus of people... From and to other universes... Taking care of new arrivals... And uhm...
*choking a little*
I can't believe I stumbled upon you, after all these years... And in that universe of all things...
Hahahaah, sentimental old codger! Do you need a hug? You look like you could use a hug. Come on, bring it in.
Ah, Raphael. I’m not entirely sure he’d be capable of holding a grudge, should he even want to. Which he wouldn’t. I’m glad he’s been keeping well. Make sure it stays that way, will you? I get the feeling he’d work his fingers to the bone if you’d let him.
It’s an odd little place, isn’t it? Feels like something of a storm’s brewing out there. Curiosity and the cat, you know; I just had to come take a peek, see what the locals are up to... Though after well and truly buggering a few of the other dimensions I’ve visited all to fuck, I’m trying this new approach called “minding my own business.” It doesn’t come naturally, definitely room for improvement, you know how much I enjoy sticking my fingers where they don’t belong. I’ve made a nice little home for myself in the universe back a bit and to the east of here. I think I found what I left to look for, in a way. Not entirely, perhaps, but enough, and I’m so very tired of the endless, restless wandering through space and time like an incredibly handsome and well dressed specter. Thought it was time for a break.
… I must admit, it’s very good to see you, Met.
I could... Uh please consider yourself bear-hugged. I'm not about to hop universes for a hug, without knowing how to get back.
I mean... Unless you are implying you mastered plane walking and can move freely between places...?
That would positively exhilarate Raphael. He was visually vibrating on a high frequency when I informed him of me being in contact with you.
And believe me, he can hold a grudge, you gave him no reason though.
...
So you found happiness?
Just takes a little bit of practice is all, I know it looks like complete and total molecular obliteration at first but it’s really not so bad once you get in past your knees.
Hehe, that sounds like you know this from experience, old boy. Just what trouble have you been getting yourself into without me there to laugh at it? I’ll have to schedule an appointment for a checkup one of these coming days and see for myself. Perhaps I’ll pop by yours for that hug while I’m in the neighborhood, too, hm? *WINK*
I would still like to get more theoretical info on how your method works, before we start human angel trials... Too many people getting stuck and unavel to return home, for my taste.
If you don't know how to put it into words... I'll be happy to probe your mind (with safe search on)
You know Raphael and I did not start out on the best footing because I was over protective and overly strict and you treating him with more liberty and as a sort of equal... Caused some heated arguments regarding how heaven did things back then. So nothing personal really. No escapades that would amuse you.
Please do, I won't let him know, so you can surprise him or her, depending what they are doing at the time. Looking forward to hearing how it went afterwards.
Also not saying no to the hug...
Hoho, I’m sure you’d love that, wouldn’t you? You put safe search on in my brain and you won’t get anywhere, darling, and I can’t say the idea of someone sifting around in my head for information is necessarily one I relish, but I tell you what. I’ll swing by, show you what I can, and we’ll discuss it at length over a nice pot of tea, how’s that sound? If I still can’t get my point across after all that, I’ll reconsider letting you peek in there. But you’ll have to buy me dinner first, and I’m no cheap date. ;)
Ah, but I’m proud of you for listening. There was a time when Heaven as a whole would have no arguments, just the punishment. You progress, Enoch! You always do, and that I find plenty amusing.
Thank you for your discretion, I do love to make an entrance and a surprise is always fun, isn’t it? I’ll be sure to tell you all about my health and wellness once it’s been professionally assessed, and then you can rest assured you’ll be being hugged by only the fittest of demons!
Eh, I'm sure I'd still get some results... But tea and a chat sounds nice.
If you think I couldn't afford you, I'll just cook for you myself... I mean... Don't use that name in public please...
Yes yes ... "mate, you the fittest with the most rizz" as the kids would say...
I was only being cheeky, but you know what, I’m not about to decline a home-cooked meal. 👀 Careful though, you start giving a demon ideas and you may never get rid of me. Unless it’s fish. Then, well, that last bit won’t be a problem, will it?
Eugh… Oh, that was just… I won’t say your human name again if you also promise to never say any of those words again. Deal?
Oh I was considering salmon, but I do take into account what my dinner guests might not appreciate. Hope you're not allergic to nuts...?
It's a deal, I will refrain from using youth jargon.
I am… more than alright with nuts. My dietary restrictions are limited only to what will drive me away from the immediate area against my will. Shellfish are fine, though.
Good doing business with you, Metatron.
Brilliant. Would you prefer something salty with beef or sweet-sour-tangyish with... Prawn in this case?
…. Are you really going to cook for me? Actually? This is amazing.
Oh, I’m easy to please, but if you’re asking me to choose… I might just have a bottle of red that would pair nicely with a beef dish. What else can I bring?
@slidfromthesecondcircle
And knowing you, it's going to be quite the vintage. Alright.
Other than that, just bring yourself, an appetite and a bit of time.
The dish doesn't take that long so I'll make it fresh when you're here... Just some general chopping in advance.
And good luck with your doctor's appointment...
Perfect, I’ve got plenty of all those things. If you’re in need of a sous-chef and the type to share your kitchen, I’d be happy to assist you, if you like.
Ahh, thank you. You visit the good doctor as well, yes? Do you ever get the pre-appointment jitters? I’m afraid for me they might be chronic.
It's a rather small appartment I found for myself on earth. You know just a little hole to retreat to... You're actually going to be the first official visitor there so... I'm not... Uh... comfortable... Having another knife weilding person there yet... Maybe another time. You can drape yourself over the counter and watch and sip wine though?
Yes, he is my personal physician and I have regular appointments, one each months at least. And he will never let me live down that I used to not make appointments with the old Raphael to get my very human body and mental health checked... So yes, it's always an adventure...
Why, that sounds right up my alley. I’m a good cook, yes, but an even better lounger, and just you wait until you see my resume on wine drinking - truly impressive. But really? I’m going to be your first guest? I’m honored; prepare yourself for a housewarming gift of some sort. I promise it won’t be a sex swing. Unless you’re into that. 👀
Oh, yes, the being human bit would make you more vulnerable to such criticism, but I imagine I’ll be hearing the very same spiel regardless. The good doctor may forget, but mental health is still a relatively new concept for us old timers, mm? I’m still struggling with these bloody smartphones, they keep moving the buttons!
Relax As, don't make it out to be such a big thing... No gifts necessary. Especially not such big and expensive ones.
Well I do have a therapist for that because it's not Raphael's speciality.
Ah don't tell me. Since I switched from blackberry to Android I try to set up my phones exactly the same way. Takes me hours to scour the design shops to get the app icons to look roughly the same on each new one.
Metatron, you can’t tell me I’ll be your first guest and not expect me to bring something. I may be disgusting, depraved, and demonic, but I’m not classless.
Ah, a good idea! A human therapist, then? How does that go for you?
Isn’t it a bugger? The moment I think I’ve got a grasp on things, they change them again! And what was so wrong about tactile keyboards? Tsk tsk.
I very well can. Perfectly capable even... Whether you listen to me is a different story entirely.
Ah not really a human therapist. I mean a therapist for humans yes, but they are an angel. One of our earth stationed ones, they opened shop and studied human psychology and psychiatry, to keep their cover. Which did become harder once humans actually started to treat psychiatric patients with a modicum of respect and dignity... So they are really good at being a psychiatrist for humans now...
So perfect for me, because I'm afraid since the main idea of therapy being "opening up" and talking about your trauma... A therapist for humans who is a human... Would probably prescribe me a nice cushioned room and a comfy self hugging jacket... What with the delusions of being a 6000 year old descendant of Adam infused with the powers of one of the highest angels... the whole God speaks through me and I shall enact her will... has a bit of a badly written insane cult zealot slasher movie vibe...
I don't mind missing the haptic feedback of the keys, smart screens can easier cleaned if you touch them with greasy fingers... Not that that would happen much... And I'm still on PC enough to get my fair share of keyboard clickity-clacks...















