Unholy Roller

Hello, pets. Great King of Hell, Asmodeus, at your service! Pour you a drink?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

bringing this back for Christmas

[disgustinggf]

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

[deadbranch]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A BOOP + SEXUAL TENSION

[catchymemes]

[h3adph0nez]

NEW TOM CARDY MUSIC VIDEO 🎉🎉🎉

[girard]

these cannot be my options.

[testure-1988]

[ct-5757]

Gut punch after gut punch

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[scribe-proxy-and-deadpan-snarker]

@justaskasmodeus

[pwesident]

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[pwesident]

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

[memser]

sniffles.... nobody will EVER match my freak!!! *throws myself onto my fainting couch* not even... my NASTY!! *sobs delicately

[phantasmagoetia]

As... as... asmodeus :D Got something for you @justaskasmodeus

[justaskasmodeus]

Why thank you, poppet, I love it. I know exactly where this is going to go in my collection.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Postcard for the Pride Angels campaign.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Another version that's Valentine's themed :))

[o-kurwa]

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

[kaizykat]

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!

[jager-bruder]

[mercuryreddie]

Babygirl in a baby pool

[phantasmagoetia]

CANNONBAAAAAAALL :D

[justaskasmodeus]

[daily-spooky]

[justaskasmodeus]

@phantasmagoetia

[meltingpenguins]

Tried to do a puzzle (1000 parts) and one edge piece seems missing. Counted the pieces. Several times. Meticuously.

1005.

How.

[justaskasmodeus]

Demons can have a little pre-death torturing, as a treat.