at least semi-firm

ryan, 28, he/him. gay. this is mostly a 9-1-1 blog rn. i also like schitt's creek, iasip, ad, riverdale, pose, etc. occasionally i have extremely specific thoughts about feminist media

[thegayfleet]

Take a breath, tiger.

[semifirmlaunch]

friendship ended with BUDDIE, now TARLOS is my best friend

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i swear to god i’m dating the one fucking zoomer in the world that doesn’t ever look at his phone, could you live up to the fucking stereotype please

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eddie, when his boyfriend spent all afternoon sending pics with his son at the pier and then the tsunami alert popped up:

[semifirmlaunch]

i need pokemon go friends, add me you cowards: 0655 5301 8419

[semifirmlaunch]

netflix: we don’t know if you’re gay how could we possibly know also netflix:

[semifirmlaunch]

[semifirmlaunch]

the lady who lives in the woods is a terf

[yerbamansa]

“Are you role-playing a depressed man? It’s not not working”

or

Seinf**k (1993-) the vampire porno

[semifirmlaunch]

we stan a gay who can’t read

[semifirmlaunch]

oh my GOD ARCHIE WHAT THE FUCK

[semifirmlaunch]

veronica: archie... don't do this. that guy is eight feet tall and jacked.

[icekitten]

[semifirmlaunch]

i just really really want a nice peaches and plums shirt someone please make this happen for me

[semifirmlaunch]

“i’m so confused can you start over” i love my dumb idiot son so much

[semifirmlaunch]

what porn studio’s music producer did ryan murphy call for this funky bank heist music

[batkgone-deactivated20190421]

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