get this off

emma. 20. NCL stumpy, frumpy and grumpy hmu insta: @bushstagram

[onlytwitterpics]

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[glosswave]

Trixie’s reaction to being tipped $5 is priceless

[uncookedtrashmonster]

me when someone buys me anything

[adoracioninfinita]

I’m obsessed with buying new makeup and skincare but I look the same everyday

[shoolis]

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

[shejla24]

[lenialenient]

[semiskimmedmalik]

haven’t been on tumblr for a while... thought i’d update you guys, i have a boyfriend and a full time job lol

life is going pretty well for me #shocker

[theshitneyspears]

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

[sightego]

[enterheavenalive]

NOT ME GIRL

[accras]

[bboyplankton]

This is dope.

[sobeitjayt]

In the function like

[semiskimmedmalik]

me: why do i mysteriously feel like crap and keep wasting time doing nothing?

brain: you have depression

me: no that cant be it, it has to be something i did

[chessys]

im so scared that im the porridge friend u like bc theyre always nice and filling but u would never actively seek out their company its like u cant not like them bc theyre too bland not to like

[lopmon]

oh my god

[surprisebitch]

im he

[semiskimmedmalik]

hi everyone, i went as a shit version of bob ross for halloween

[meanplastic]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]