MuddySkittles

22, hella butch pansexual, survives off of lingering hope and cuddles. Genderfluid (they/them) Name’s Max, and shoot me a message if you want!

[the-affectionate-boy]

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

[wagnetic]

*startled wheeze*

[starjasmines]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

strawberries are better dumb bitch

[starjasmines]

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

[6o6]

it won’t they can’t do that

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[blackbirdblackbird]

[pearwaldorf]

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[catasters]

[willcodehtmlforfood]

[evenlode]

For all those returning to work after the pandemic changed everything….

[221b-hound]

I don’t know if this is really funny or too accurate

[sango-blep]

Just a Super and a Luthor being married happily ever after.

[skullsmuldon]

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

[cantgetanygayerthanthat]

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

[actuallyclintbarton]

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

[digger-one]

😍☮️👍

[barebillmann]

Thank you for sharing this!

[cherylc33-deactivated20240206]

Please watch, Thank you.🙂

[acurlygirlamy1]

I love this so much.

[babygurlsheiserotica247]

🍃🌹🍃THIS🍃🌹🍃

[hypnomindstorm]

If you needed something heartwarming and hopeful today, here it is.

[ophelie-trichereau]

“Madeleine Silarjuangat” Solar system. Hand embroidery. Unique piece. Custom order. 32 cm in diameter. Thank you very much Kirt, I was so proud to have the opportunity to embroider the solar system for your wife’s birthday! I also love the little personalization on it with the addition of “Madeleine Silarjuangat”, which means “Madeleine’s World” in Inuit, named after your wife ❤️ DMC embroidery threads, cannetille, Swarovski crystal beads, 24k gold plated beads, stone beads and glass beads on linen. Wooden frame. My Etsy store is reopened 😀 You can now complete your purchase as usual. I also take custom orders, you can contact me by private message if you are interested. https://www.etsy.com/fr/shop/OphelieTrichereau

[varrictithrass]

The love I have for Liara? Unrivaled. (@cilceon is my art blog btw!)

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[gayavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[rosarrie]

wah

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[funnytwittertweets]

[gray-jane]

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.