its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

Cata. 25. she/her. uruguay. gringos stay in your lanes. side blog for latinoamerica: @vocesdelsur

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every post I make here is endorsed by and can be taken as the express opinion of the uruguayan government

side account if I ever get nuked @sudaca-swag2

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no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

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using my brothers Paramount account that they bought to watch the world cup to watch all drag race and drag race all stars seasons

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no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

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dios las tribunas de México fueron invadidas por las celebrities yanquis con una abuela mexicana

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tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

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the human body when you use it and exist in it

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labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

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and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

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esa ley de que la aduana uruguaya ahora va a poder acceder a los datos privados de tus cuentas bancarias por comprarte dos pantalones en SheIn?????? Flaco te pasaron tres toneladas de cocaína abajo de una caja de alfajores por el puerto

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this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

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acá se organizó el primer mundial previo a todos los avances tecnológicos, mensajería por carta y mar, se construyó en un descampado el estadio centenario de cero en tres meses y se trajo en barco a la gente de todos lados a que viniera a jugar y listo, si no saben organizar un mundial no hablen, tan difícil les es coordinar dos pelotudeces?

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che afuera del estadio siguen cagandose a piñas

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mundial CUM 2026 see you tomorrow!!