Send Asks To Sendak

I'm Sendak, and I kneel before the mighty Tumblr Overlords. I have learned my lesson, so my blog is my own again YAY

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Do you experience tense muscles? Do you need a back massage to relieve muscle tension?

I do, in fact, experience tight muscles due to “body mechanics” and “cross compensation patterns” from my prosthetic, according to my massage therapist. She says a lot more than that, but I am usually in too much pain from her ministrations to pay attention. Deep tissue massage is not for the weak.

And to answer your other question, if you are offering a massage, then I will have to decline. I am quite happy with the Galra Fleet Massage Therapist.

(Creator’s note: But seriously, my day job is massage therapy and I could literally write an entire essay on the subject of muscle dysfunction due to prosthetics and have, in fact, spent way too much time thinking about a therapeutic plan of action for Shiro.)

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To those who have been worried by my absence:

Despite the rumors, I am in fact, still alive. Some little brat of a Paladin may have tried to slice me in half because he mistook some harmless friendly sparring between Shiro and I as an actual attack, but I will never be taken down by the likes of him.

I have, however, been vacationing at a lovely health facility and will likely be there a while longer until I am feeling properly rejuvenated.

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just saw a blog called @send-asks2sendak and all i can think about now is

Commander Sendask

[send-asks2sendak]

You misspelled my name.

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I have a request for you. Papa said he asked you to inspect the dungeons. When you do so... backhand Throk forcefully about five or six times. He has it coming.

…normally I would shout at you to get off my blog.

However… I like this request. I will honor this request. And indeed, Prince, he does have it coming.

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HELLO SENDAK, THIS IS ZARKON. WE ARE GOING TO BE AWAY A BIT LONGER AS HAGGIE WISHES TO SEARCH FOR THE FLORIDA MAN. PLEASE ENSURE THAT ALL THE PRISONERS ARE STILL IN THE DUNGEONS AND THAT THE COMM SYSTEMS ARE FUNCTIONING NORMALLY. I WILL BRING YOU A REWARD FROM OUR TRIP.

Oh! Yes, sir, I will ensure that all is well. Thank you, sir! Best wishes on your journey, sir!

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NOW IM DOUBLE MAD THAT HES JUST DOIN ALL THAT CUZ HE SAID HE WOULD AND I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM

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Sendak my dude… you don’t want to come to the planet of the space orcs. You will be truly and thoroughly fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NO! STAY AWAY, YOU BEASTS

Humans are truly disgusting creatures. What kind of being inflicts pain on itself and for its own amusement? What kind of creature willingly puts itself in fatal situations “for the lulz”?

I can understand gladiators fighting for glory or power, or armies conquering to expand the empire. BUT WHO IN THE ANCESTORS’ NAME ENJOYS BEATING AND BEING BEATEN NEARLY SENSELESS “because it’s fun”?

Do not even mention to me 4chan. What a grotesque haunt of goblins it is.

Humans are foul and barbaric. Stay on your own planet and we will stay far, far away from you.

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Why wouldn’t you marry Lotor? He’s hot

Personality is more important that looks. And his is deplorable.

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If someone says something mean just remember, They will die, everyone dies, you die. So why get hanged up on something someone said when you could just laugh at how weak they are and that they will most likely die next week ((source @damianthenerdyalien ))

I find this reminder to be both comforting and disturbing. Thank you @damianthenerdyalien, I shall spend more time laughing at the week and puny and less time worrying about death. Not that I worry about death. At all.

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Ever heard of Peep jousting? It’s really fun

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMALS?

At least when we force others to fight to the death, we make sure they are intelligent enough to understand why they are fighting. Those who win may revel in the glory and knowledge of their strength and cunning. Plus, it’s more fun to watch.

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Do you have to take you prosthetic eye out for sleep? I have two prosthetics legs and I half to take them off for sleep. Also good to clean them. No one wants an fungal infection.

My eye is clearly more advanced than your legs. It has a self cleaning mode that is activated at night while I sleep. This question is just more confirmation of the superiority of the Galra empire.

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Hello is it true that you are mates with Haxus? I have heard somethings and well you two would be cute but powerful together.

I am not mates with Haxus, where did you hear that? I must know who is spreading rumors, so I may ask them “nicely” to stop.

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I'm just saying a military official should probably be spending m Less time on tumblr and more time on, I don't know, soldier things? Command, conquer, defend, keep expanding even though all of history says expanding an empire is a bad idea? Ah, well, all it takes is a plague, I guess. Or a bigger empire. Space is endless, after all.

I have taken your advice into consideration and have consequently been spending more time in the “IRL” as humans say. I have had more than enough to do since the Imperial Family have decided to spend time bonding on a world called Disney. I am not familiar with this world, but based on Lotor’s blog, it appears to be quite enjoyable.

Your claim that expanding empires is a bad idea is ludicrous and I will crush you for even suggesting the Galra might fail! Give me your location immediately!

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@prince-lotor-of-the-galra is perhaps the absolute worst. I am just making that clear.

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Am I really, now…..

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You are indeed the worst, you vain, spoilt wretch.

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@prince-lotor-of-the-galra is perhaps the absolute worst. I am just making that clear.

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…must not get angry… must not get angry….

@prince-lotor-of-the-galra DID YOU DO THIS??

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No, I did not. I will say that it’s a great improvement over your natural state, though.

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DO NOT LIE TO ME, YOU PONCY PRAT. You are trying to make me look bad.

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...must not get angry... must not get angry.... @prince-lotor-of-the-galra DID YOU DO THIS??

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As I have broken my computer due to that LAST QUESTION I will be blogging from my iPhone for some time.

Please do not ever mention THAT to me again.