ɪғ ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ.

❛ pray for us sinners, so we don't get caught.❜ independent && selective ram sweeney

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ACTIVITY NOTICE. as of tomorrow morning, my school year starts — & along with classes, comes the inevitable ( dreadful ) homework. work will always come before replies & almost always affects my activity level ( for better or for worse. ) i do not aim to abandon any of my blogs at the moment, but one sure fire way to keep me from being overwhelmed, is keeping the stressful ’ why haven’t you replied yet ? ’ messages to a minimum. feel free to bug me     just please be considerate !

                               ( apologies for the lack of eloquence, but i gotta hit                                               the hay if i’m going to wake up early bros.)

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:: DVMPTRVCK. 

           Oh no. Oh god, no.

   Crowded hallways always resulted in some disaster.    Ending up in close proximity to someone who  hadn’t    showered   in   weeks,   getting  shoved  towards  the    lockers, making little to no movement because of the    traffic — the list goes on. But  it  was  never  this  bad.

           Did she really just bump into the varsity linebacker?            Her face burned with embarrassment. Why couldn’t            it have been a fellow outcast? Why did it have to be            Ram Sweeney? 

        “I’m sorry! So sorry! I-It was an          accident, I swear on my life!”

     it is with utter revulsion, that ram stumbles back from the      collision. the word accident means nothing too him ; public      humiliation is public humiliation, none the less. & in this      case, having martha dumptruck, first shove him & then      address him in the halls, was embarrassing enough.

                  already running on autopilot, it is no surprise that his                   defense mechanism kicks in. & with an accusatory                   finger aimed in her direction, he throws his head back                   & begins to laugh. 

               ❛ are you like, blind or something ?❜              ❛ because you should really watch who you hit,                                with all that fucking blubber. ❜

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        ( * & seniioritis. )

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:: UNWIISE.

         ❛  what do  you want, ram ?   ❜

          ❛  i didn't think i still needed some lame ass excuse            to talk to you ; i mean, you're cool now, right ?

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              ❛  dude, dude, that's my seat. ❜

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:: ALMXGHTYBITCH. 

      Sometimes, it was too easy.       But nevertheless, it always felt       so good to get the reaction she       was getting. 

                        ❝He, his little pals & sister plan to crash your party                            and steal as much alcohol as they can.❞

   She reached up and began to    trace his lips with her perfectly    manicured nail.

                ❝But beating them up won’t solve the problem                   now would it? How would you like to make sure                   no one else tries this fuckery again?❞

      ( brief intentions to inquire more about       the sister's sex appeal, are dismissed       at the moment of contact. brow quirked       && smile creased, contentedly. ) 

                             ❛  why won't beating them up work ?                               that's like, totally humiliating right ?                               & if they got whaled on, in front of the                               whole school, they'd probably think twice                               about messin' with ram sweeney. ❜

      ( solving problems by dealing out black eyes, was        more ram's modus operandi, than elaborate revenge        plots. it doesn't take eloquence or creativity, to bash        some loser into their locker ; & in it's own barbaric        way, one might just think the brainless brutality is        actually impressive. )

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:: DUCHESSHEATHER.

I don’t need you to look out for me

        ❝ Thanks, Ram… are we still on for Heather’s party? ❞

                            ❛ yeah, d u h. ❜       ( it's perfect bragging material &&       he's hardly going to pass that up. )

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"That was a bad plan."

:: REACTION M E M E.

                       okay, that’s a fair criticism, even if he never                        overtly publicized a profound understanding                       of chemistry, or science ( or even school, for                       that matter. ) 

                       ❛  what gave it away, veronica     ?          ❛  the broken test tubes or the           grodie green sludge             all over you. ❜ 

[seniioritis]

"I’ve never heard that one before."

:: REACTION M E M E.

                  ❛ that’s because i totally made it up. ❜

         ( note :: the previous statement [ see above ]          could also be used as an overt explanation, of          why the joke wasn’t funny, in the first place. ) 

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:: ALMXGHTYBITCH.

◤ seniioritis got kicked in the balls ◢

       ❝Do you wanna hear a secret?               Do you see that freshman over there?❞

       (  he's listening, but his attention is surely         divided ; preoccupied with such close         proximity to ' royalty.' )  

                                             ❛     yeah, i see 'em.                              soo, are you gunna skip to the                               dirty details or what ? ❜        

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Reblog if you’re an independent cult film RPer:

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Original characters, multi-muse blogs, and AU versions of characters are welcome to reblog as well. Please note that your character has to have its main fandom for this verse. General OCs and canon characters from other source material will not be placed on the list.

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:: DUCHESSHEATHER. 

          “Since when do you point out            that stuff I do is not cool?

                        Seriously, Ram?”

     ❛  well shit, heather    you sorta just crossed       the line into dweeb territory  for a moment,         && i kinda figured it'd be good to know. ❜

                       ❛  i'm just lookin' out for you, babe.❜

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"That looked easier on TV."

:: REACTION M E M E.

     ❛ that’ll teach you to think before dissing football. ❜ 

    ( ironically, the act of insulting something so precious      to ram, is almost enough of a subconscious motivator,     to spur the usage of full sentences   without profanity. ) 

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/timidly slides this in "What are we doing here?"

:: REACTION M E M E.

       ❛ it’s seven minutes in heaven, sweetheart ;                          where you like    make out & shit.  ❜              ❛       the totally scenic, closet location, is               basically mandatory.❜ 

                                       ❛ come on, this is like, sixth                                        grade stuff. ❜

[hashiraofdreams]

Are we just going to forget that this pic exists? 

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"Don’t be such a baby."

:: REACTION M E M E.

                                    ❛       hey heather, ❜          ❛ how ‘bout you shut the fuck up. ❜              ❛ getting kicked in the crotch hurts                                               a lot, alright ? ❜

[seniioritis]

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

:: REACTION M E M E.

               ❛ it’s none of your          business, veronica. ❜  

                ❛unless       ❜            ❛     you want in ? ❜