Lorge Egg

Anime ~ Pokemon ~ Memes ~ Space Welcome to my clusterfuck of a tumblr page.

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

[noknotoday]

mood

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[yeur]

[785691370968457069813267098-dea]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!! not this agaim

He Is

Beautyful

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[herzspalter]

I think D’Arby the Elder gets too little credit for recruiting a fucking cat to cheat at gambling

[sashayed]

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ  ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

[nudygoon]

About to eat my first weed brownie

[nudygoon]

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

[nudygoon]

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

[nudygoon]

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

[aphex-twigs]

why did u eat 4?????

[nudygoon]

i was hungry 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My chest

[yallstillhere]

This was really me

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

😂😂😭

[riikaisen]

Idols really have no regards about safety at all.

[riikaisen]

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

[just-shower-thoughts]

1111 multiplied by 1111 being 1234321 is the mathematical equivalent of white light dispersing through a prism to make a rainbow.

[bitch-marner-deactivated2018032]

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i love him

[intelligentelephant]

1-800-ARE-U-SPLASHIN

[tateratots]

@frankenotter

[katswenski]

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realise how much you’re going to miss a moment, while you’re still living it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

1111 multiplied by 1111 being 1234321 is the mathematical equivalent of white light dispersing through a prism to make a rainbow.

[altonbrowns]