[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[poikas]

“you cant.”

[lolwtfmemes]

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[avoidingapples]

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

[avoidingapples]

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

[avoidingapples]

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

[tempest-caller]

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

[piipstachio]

October so far: October 1 - Minecraft Steve In smash October 2 - Trump gets covid

[captain-palestine]

[homofied]

October, you’re doing great sweetie!

[itme-nofaithleft]

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

October baby ur doing great

[official-lucifers-child]

october hon i knew you could do it!!! keep up the absolutely amazing work

[chicago-bluebonnet]

SHE’S STILL GOING

[gardenofroseandthorn]

Facebook banned QAnon.

In Greece, the Golden Dawn, a fascist party, was judged to be a criminal organization in the, “biggest trial of fascists since the prosecution of the Nazis at Nuremberg after the second world war.“ One week in!

[your-entrancing-empress]

October the redemption arc

[nokose]

October, darlin, you’re doing amazing love - keep it comin

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[namocchi]

Patreon poll winner Witchy lilligant! <3

[halloweenatdusk]

shainadaina 

[blackqueerblog]

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

[leah-black]

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

[pega-genesis-deactivated2023011]

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

[blooooom]

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

[the-lady-of-lothlorien]

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

[xiaolongboba]

She is so strong, but she shouldn’t have to be. 

[mysterious-foxes]

Reblogging for the info and for the last comment

[phdstudygirl]

I’ve been in a situation kinda like that before. I was hospitalized with a major infection, and I still had to teach, grade, and mentor from my hospital bed. I was also taking grad classes at the time, but both my profs, literally, told me to not work on their course until I was better. Since then, I’ve had a few students with major life incidents happen. I, flat out, tell them “your life is more important than my class. Consider the course on pause until you get back.”

[radicalgraff]

‘Antifa Soup’ stickers seen around Newark, New Jersey, referencing Trump’s claim that anarchists are distributing cans of soup at protests to be used as projectiles against the police

[p-ssy-deactivated20201210-deact]

hello dark mode users :)

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[ultrafacts]

[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

[pastelsponge-deactivated2015020]

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

[rainfallinhell]

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

[monpetitcabbage]

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

[kiripimarules-deactivated202305]

Yup

[sosuperawesome]

Neon Signs / Hangers

Hey Lights Co on Etsy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[chapmangamo]

[chapmangamo]

A little update to this since I’ve been told the Romanian version and it is just terrific.

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