CrookédAssTeeth

She/her, minor, aroace, aspie, traditional + digital artist, enjoyer of fucked up little monsters and also Minecraft, AO3: YourLokaleScholar

[yourlokalescholar]

HELLO :D WELCOME TO MY BLOG

I DRAW AND SOMETIMES I PAINT AND ALSO WRITE.

This kind of started out as an MCYT blog, but now I just post in whatever fandom interests me at the time (MCYT still, but also Slay The Princess, Cult Of The Lamb, Inscryption, Pokemon and Greek mythology). If you want to read more of my fics, my ao3 is YourLokaleScholar :D

A bit about me: I use she/her pronouns, I identify as aro/ace, I have autism, and I am a minor but I will not be revealing my age uwu. Call me Loki if you have to refer to me

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#The girl and the god - My original story/Minecraft fic that very much escalated. I wanted to write a story, so I used my Minecraft survival world as a starting point and just started building from there and suddenly there are eight chapters and still going strong! On my ao3. You shall have to be patient if you want to read them here.

#Poppy’s guide to the apocalypse - Another original story, about a girl in a post-apocalyptic Earth documenting the monsters that are what’s left of humanity (I keep saying I’m gonna post it more and I know it’s been months but I promise I haven’t given up on it (I say to my audience of one fan))

#Rosedtalks - Textpost tag, sometimes fandom related, sometimes just rambling

#Reblogging to piss off that one mutual - Pretty self-explanatory: just the reblogging tag. I’ve got an irl friend who follows me and DMs me, annoyed, whenever I go on reblogging sprees, since he has notifications turned on for me and they take up his screen. It never stops being funny

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[t00thpasteface]

how fake sacrificial lambs look when real martyrs come at them

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

[8rgan]

🐇

[beepborpdoodledorp]

based on a discord convo from a few days back when Goose elaborated on Gummigoo's fate a little more. no I'm not coping

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ekjohnston]

The closing stinger is ART.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[rockets]

________

You will be remembered as a hero. ________

For those wondering about the fox. Grace has a subtle motif with this animal throughout the movie, but especially this shot where they pack this toy fox with his belongings on the Hail Mary. The pose of it looked a little haunting to me, thus prompting this illustration. __________ (Small/large prints are also available on my etsy ❤️)

[fellwjavachips]

remember when there were two guys and one died and the other grieved so hard he couldnt tell where his own soul ended and his lover’s began until he became a version of himself that was both of them all at once. a collage not a painting. and everyone else just accepted it like they always expected it to happen. i’m talking about a minecraft smp btw

[potejto-potato]

Names...

It's funny how some names survive when others don't.

I had a strong vision for this one.

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[spookyspeks]

I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things

[skronklpus]

Bojack reference

[charlesoberonn]

The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.

The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.

Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.

After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.

But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.

He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.

It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.

I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.

And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.

One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.

[charlesoberonn]

@heydocverdant Don't hide this gem in the tags.

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@kyri45 ’s spiderman au n designs became the red sauce that makes me go crazy (w/o hurting myself and others thanks god) for last few days so i had some fun drawing em :D