G L U C O S E F A T H E R

get gone

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[liquor]

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

visual representation of my mood today 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sippy-blue]

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

[spongebobhappy10]

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

[sippy-blue]

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

[spongebobhappy10]

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

[nununiverse]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[abduction]

[flowerthrudisarray]

Us when we openly discuss our feelings

[michelleion]

mutuals do this

[vdeetz]

There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him. 

[vdeetz]

ima give him teeth to see if that helps.

[vdeetz]

nope that didn’t help

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[classichorrorblog]

The Lost Boys Directed by Joel Schumacher (1987)

[tiktokarchive]

[cockyroaches]

(gentle, calm purring)

(incoherent heavy breathing followed by just some Crazy licking to taste that shit)

(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

this is literally a morrowind npc

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[broadlyaudrey-deactivated202106]

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

imagine if you became a stand user but your stand didn’t match your aesthetic. i’d be devastated

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

would i really remodel my appearance just to match some weird apparition that 99% of the populace can’t see? much to think about

[venoshocked-deactivated20230503]

if your stand doesn’t match your aesthetic you should absolutely change your appearance to match it because that shit is your life energy right there. like if your literal fucking soul is a vaporwave cowboy that probably says something about you as a person

[luxwing]

I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like he’s the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him he’s human so he just thinks he’s a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized that’s the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot

[zukosgay]

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

[zukosgay]

this shit absolutely sends me