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the server printer printed way more paperwork than we gave it

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shitpost: got my bike bell fixed today. now just the shape of sadness keeps me still. ring gonna ring randa squn to hear

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saw a mushroom in the grass yesterday

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terre became a metaphor

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open your mouth it says sun very gently instead

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yeah so my coffee absorbs its own guilt every morning and turns me into somebody I barely recognize before 7:32 but by some calibere-ed mystery I think of exes until its next recharge

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chick standing alone on rock inspecting her own reflecton in silence

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toast collects in my desk drawer because it knows about *certain consequences*

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hungry in the cloud on a shoestring budget

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wet paint on ceiling talks

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fries from chipotle warm up but cooling experience remains constant

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blue sponges are always the same blue sponge.

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grass doesn’t need a reason to turn green

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my neighbor just stopped being edible

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moss always hits just right before it knows you're looking

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computed shitpost

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words stopped breeding around the year 2013