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[aliciavikander]

The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) dir. by Michael Rianda & Jeff Rowe

[moan-s]

If I stay 

[likelydestiny]

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

[moan-s]

[moan-s]

[snorlaxatives]

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[chasekip]

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[everyone-loves-purple]

question, how do i wear these if i have glasses…?

[trippyhippe]

They’re pretty big so you can probably fit them over your glasses and they also work as a sick ass filter over your camera lens!

[dicksplit]

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[iamnotsadatall-deactivated20190]

[firekill1015]

[retrogamingblog]

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]