I Will Big Sister You So Hard

You’re part of the family now kiddo!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!🥰😤😍😠

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[blizz4rd1203]

Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

[waylonpark]

This is my fav tweet of all time

[beardedmrbean]

Spite can be a incredible motivator

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ahsjskabsxnxn]

[unpeeled-human]

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

[unpeeled-human]

"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

[fairycosmos]

pingu is so ugly tho

you're a broken person for real

[never-obsolete]

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

[foone]

Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship

[andthosearesmalleragents]

have you met a printer

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[hypotenussy]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[everythingfox]

Sound up

[kitschlet]

#i love that this is an experience someone living five thousand years ago could have and enjoy just as much

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

continuing on despite it all

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety