Shutdown and Dreaming

"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human" 'Prisoner' Stanford prison experiment 1971

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[aiiimeeee-blog]

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

[animals-lovers]

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Quality content 

[liampaynesbitch-deactivated2014]

Reblog if you're a "Whatever the fuck I feel like posting" blog.

[youcancallmeyours-blog]

[jaloyoloti]

A+ use of gif

[lots-o-phan-deactivated20180511]

I’m reblogging for the gif. FOR THE GIF

[blueberryymacadamia]

me

[awwww-cute]

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[drfitzmonster]

that is the best angry cat photobomb i’ve ever seen i love it so much and i can’t stop laughing

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A RAGE KITTEH

[animejebbush]

[lisbethslander-deactivated20210]

Do you remember the first day that we met? It was the first day of kindergarten. I knew nobody. I had no friends and I just felt so alone and so scared, but I saw you on the swings and you were alone, too. You were just swinging by yourself. And I just walked up to you and I asked. I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes.

It was the best thing I’ve ever done.

[idealixtic]

So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking”

[theperksofbeingalesbian13]

Stranger Things crew: we just gave you a whole season 36 hours ago

Me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth

[ithelpstodream]

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[irishfino]

[drives over hitler’s death site]

[nichtschwert]

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

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