MagicSpermWhale

random and I like porn

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

guy: *makes me listen to his music or read his writing*

me: 

[jrainbowribbonsj]

Just so long as nobody is mocking YOUR passions, right?

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[whole-lotta-anarchy]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I can’t believe my roommate brought an actual real life horse into our apartment…

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

This is a lie I made this up for notes

[invisiblehorseinyourapartment]

think again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[shake-this-riddle-off]

my thoughts on the new jack white singles

they sound very… unfocused

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

im watching baby driver and im screaming bc i recognize so many of the plces theyre filming omg

[rllycnt-deactivated20150510]

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

[sixpenceee]

This perspective makes it look like the moon is melting. (Source)

[filthyflyer]

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!: )

[bitchycode]

[ohkimani]

“got drunk and made fun of the way you talk”

him: hi, my name is joe

taylor: hI mY nAmE iS jOe

[thegoodvybe]

[picaet]

[historium]

“Let them die in the streets” USA, 1990

[sixpenceee]

This tree shows the linkages between different languages. By illustrator Minna Sundberg.