I'm already sorry I was ever born.

hi i don’t know what life is; ryan, they/them, 21; currently stanning: dragon ball z/mha/fruits basket; estp-t ??

[dragonballclassic]

[earl-of-221b]

DBZ running so long it becomes slice of life is the most charming thing. You came to earth to kill. You came to earth to plunder and destroy. You were born to kill Goku. Now you’re friends with Goku and have a phone with a group chat and a capsule corp house and an invitation to a communal potluck every year – last time it was on a cruise ship, the year before, a park picnic – whenever there’s a problem you call Goku to punch it, when that doesn’t work you fuse with him to become one, when that doesn’t work you get your sons involved, when that doesn’t work your sons fuse as well. When you came to earth you didn’t know – your son will be friends with his son and your wife will be friends will his wife (Vegeta); or you train his son and love him like your own, you are in the family wedding picture on the wall of their house and go shopping with Goku’s wife and get your human drivers licence together with clothes from his wardrobe and pick up his grandchildren from kindergarten and listen to his academic son’s biology thesis (Piccolo).

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[curlybrow-kun]

nothing to see here. just Sanji easily carrying two fully grown men

[funnytwittertweets]

[hozonkai1]

[masenkoha]

[pinkpy]

Discord message gave me divine inspiration

[bootyandgeekeries]

Sayans by riiya_am

[mudanonaito]

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

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[jorongbak]

I sometimes think about how DBS anime tends to color Saiyan's hair more like actual rigid spikes stuck on the head rather than real hair that can flow when wind blows or when they turn their head or when they JUST MOVE

Who needs a ki blade when you can probably stab your opponent with your solid hair

[hozonkai1]

[jorongbak]

A slightly different take on the ending of DBS anime ep. 71-72, where Goku secretely hires Hit to assasinate him so that he could have a good fight with Hit

An extremely random post but I didn't know about those episodes until now(they're anime originals, and I usually focus more on Manga. I've only watched some parts of the DBS anime) and the plot... WHO HIRED WHO TO KILL WHO WHAT

[jorongbak]

Why does that '70s show fit them so well-

[godsfavschizo]

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

[freakinname]

Anime characters that wouldn’t tolarate Bakugou.

Erza Scarlet

Roronoa Zoro

Tsunade Senju

Yami Sukehiro

Rukia Kuchiki

Vegeta(propably)

Light Yagami(propably write his name in the death note)

Toshiro Hijikata

Edward Elric(propably)

Jotaro Kujo

That’s all I got. Let me know if there’s more.

Edit: I’m shocked that this post got 200+ notes just for 2 or 3 days or so.

Edit: this post has reach over 300 notes!

[traffys]

yeah.