High School Is Weird. Here Are The Things I Hear.

Completely real sentences I have heard random people say at my High School

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Shoot I don't got ma calculator! What's 30 divided by 3?

Classmate

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How do I convert feet to inches?

Kid in my Algebra II class

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Stop throwing starburst everywhere!

Student to another student who was whipping starburst by the handful across the classroom.

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I was walking through the hallways to third hour, and there is a gaggle of females surrounding a locker. My friend pops her head out and sees me....

Friend: Hey! You want a pinecone?! *pulls out a pinecone literally as big as her head.*

Me: Sure!

Friend: Can she have this?

Random person ...

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Put that shelf back where it came from!!

Kid in my class who had removed an entire metal shelf, which was built into the wall.