#funny high school

[classiccinnamon]

Cha Cha Slide while IN CHAIRS

SO STORYTIME

I was in orchestra class and we had a sub. This poor man clearly was too tired with life to control the 13 of us. We had been playing Uno, but it was our version where there's no real plot. I hid Uno cards in my friend's sweatshirt hood. One kid pretended his cards were frisbees and would fling them across the room. One kid kept hiding his cards and each time we thought he had won, he would pull some cars out of some crevice and the game would continue. So we were already hyper.

And then we had the amazing idea to listen to the cha cha slide. And then do it. While we were sitting in our chairs.

So we kept sitting down and held onto our chairs as we slid to the left (screeching sounds) and slid to the right (more screeching sounds). One hop this time (BLAM). Oh yeah, I would 10/10 recommend this. Pretty sure we scarred our sub for life though

[todayatschool]

Today At School my chemistry teacher explained this entire subject like Guys we’ve been over this and when he finished this girl was just like I DonT GeT IT wHaT ??? so my teacher was like okay who doesn’t get it and half the fucking class raised his hand and he just looked at me really dissapointed and then sighed.

[reptilerach]

THE FANDOMS...THEY ARE TAKING OVER!!! My time has come. (I drew the Undertale, BATIM, and NITW's drawings. I was surprised to see Bendy and even FNAF already up there, so I decided to put some of my favs up too. 😝)

[satanlovesicecream]

Me: *glances up from math worksheet* Other kid: *goes careening across the room in a wheeley chair* Me: at least someone here is having fun

[reptilerach]

Undertale in My History Class??

Okay guys, I’ve got a funny story that happened in my high school today. The class I was in is called Ancient World History, and we were working on the French Revolution.

So I was taking notes, right? And we started talking about how the guys who wanted to change the monarchy. My professor mentions how they were called “sans-culottes”, or “without breeches”. (Basically they wore shorts as if to say, “Screw you, King Louis!”)

Immediately, I think of Sans from Undertale. I chuckle, but no one really noticed. (...thank god) Anyways, as I write down some of the words from the slide displayed via projector, my teacher says something that caused me to burst out into total laughter.

His exact words were: “These sans-culottes demanded change; so they started executing everyone who protested a new government. In other words, the sans-culottes wanted to reset the world and start over.”

Maybe this doesn’t seem too humerus to you guys, but to me it was like comedy gold.

I’m pretty sure everyone thinks I’m insane now; ya know, laughing over the death of people from nearly 200 years ago.

Oh well.

[todayatschool]

Today At School I took the best nap of my life.

[sentences-with-my-school]

How do I convert feet to inches?

Kid in my Algebra II class

[sentences-with-my-school]

Stop throwing starburst everywhere!

Student to another student who was whipping starburst by the handful across the classroom.