UltimateBritishCig (they/them)

Greetings, fellows Dykes! My beautiful gf (@ChocoFr0st)told me that this is Twitter for Autistics and sapphics (I’m both) so I thought I’d check it out. Prob will post a lot of crack, been working on explicit yaoi of Pixar’s “Cars” that I think that world needs to see. I use They/Them pronouns btw. My fandoms are GORILLAZ, JJBA, Angels of Death, JJOCP, The Outlast Trials, Otherside Picnic, Bloom into you, Little Nightmares, I’m in love with the Villainess, Steven Universe, Avatar the Last Airbender, and MANY more

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@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

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I’ve been laughing my ass off for the past couple hours bc I did not expect pregnant Pukicho to blow up. Like I’ve been on Tumblr for less than a week. Anyways, just to clear shit up, I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE PUKIVORE😭😭😭😭😭!

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@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

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Just found out that Scientology is moving into a building RIGHT next to my house! Since I found out, I have been biking an hour and half a day in preparation. I’m ordering a full body lightning McQueen costume as soon as I get paid.

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Day one of my gf being on vacation: I have attempted to eat a cardboard box bc I miss my wonderful gf and I have started the process of making a shrine to her

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Happy June first everyone! Since pride months is over, I’ve been doing my part to eliminate the queers for the next 11 months by working on a Danganronpa execution for my beautiful girlfriend!

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It’s times like these when I remember how when I was 13 I was almost kicked out of my third PHP for interlocking toes w/ another patient during group therapy

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This is my formal apology to my neighbors who no doubt heard my beautiful gf,@chocoFr0st, and I scream at the top of our lungs for a good ten minutes after FUCKING MICHEAL KOVACH showed up in our NSWF dating sim. We JUST watched TADC finale!! I SOBBED HARD when Jax abstracted all for Jax to get reincarnated as a genderfluid twink with an amazing sense of humor. Anyways, their name is Eli, this them

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“Homosexuality isn’t natural bc you can’t have kids” bitch I present to you my wife and I’s son that I LITERALLY delivered (I handed the eBay package to my girlfriend). His name is Trains (fake name for his protection),he loves dogs, pinball, having magical girl transformations and playing the guitar (he’s playing his guitar in the picture)❤️I could not be more grateful for my wonderful family ❤️HAPPY PRIDE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️