suomipaskaa täälläkin

[chomametchi]

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[sosuperawesome]

Gloves and Mittens

Fleecy Cloud on Etsy

[dinopant]

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

[dinopant]

A collection

[dinopant]

Further proof

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[roseticospacebae]

[ltwilliammowett]

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

[captain-price-officially]

[ltwilliammowett]

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

[sighinastorm]

ursus investigatus

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

He would like his order to be taken sometime soon

[sighinastorm]

food truck

[jaubaius]

Interview cat

[niuniente]

This is a Finnish harness racer and a harness racing coach Matias Salo being interviewed for sport news.

Finnish translation:

Matias: …We’ve been here with the horses…

(Cat jumps in his lap)

The interviewer: I see you’ve gotten some cats here as well. Um… (laughs)

(Cat keeps purring and headputting)

The interviewer: It’s okay, we can continue.

(The video cuts off, the cat has been removed)

The interviewer: What is it based on? Wouldn’t it be nicer to do well—-

(The cat returns and  jumps in the interviewer’s lap and climbs up to her face)

The interviewer: —- when its warmer and there’s more light and—

Matias: Sure, it would be. Of course, summer is nice. In the winter the longer trips for harness racing competitions are over, and we race somewhere closer to home. (chuckles)

(The cat is distracting both of them)

The interviewer: Yes… Yeah… (laughs)

(Everyone laughs)

The interviewer, laughing at the camera: I can’t say anything! The purring is so loud! Matias, tell me; do I have something on my shoulder?

Matias, laughing: No. Absolutely nothing.

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[happibeans]

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

[thesaltofcarthage]

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

[kittygallore]

What happens when you have heated tile flooring

[emil]

anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter

[emil]

lmao

[wistsandmagic]

He's not a mallard. He's a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.

[emil]

i think this duck is a human man actually

[beemojis]

✅ biped

❌ featherless

this is not a man

[thebibliosphere]

Admitting my star sign was a mistake.

[thebibliosphere]

“Oh, so that’s why you are they way you are. You’re two fire signs ruled over by water!”

Pretty sure it’s just the ADHD.

[hugintheraven]

A fun thing to do whenever someone asks you your sign is to lie about your birthday. It still means listening to them attempt to explain your entire personality badly for a few minutes, but then you can undercut them as soon as it gets too annoying. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

So, for a while I was doing mailroom/account followup work for a nonprofit, and on my firt day there, one of the ladies, “Debbie” asked me when my Birthday was. Assuming she was planning office Birthday parties, I told her.

The next day she came in with my ENTIRE star chart with personality tropes, life advice, predicitons for my future and so on. Now, I don’t go in for Astrology but I can tell when someone is making a well-meaning gesture and I can say “Thank you” and shut up.

Especially because I told her the Wrong Birthday.

See, my birthday is in the middle of a cluster of a whole bunch of family birthdays and growing up I used to have to share my Birthday with my older cousins and while that’s not really a big deal (even fun if you’re older) it kinda sucks when you’re five and none of your cousins share your interests.

So mom made a deal with me: We’d celebrate my “Un-Birthday” in January, when nobody else in the family has a birthday or anything else, and the “real” birthday would be my Cousin’s. I got my own birthday and they got a second party and it was fun.

As I got older, I just started using my Un-Birthday for everything except paperwork, becuase January is boring and bereft of holidays except the one that’s really part of Xmas these days. On paperwork, I put my real one, but I’ve been celebrating my birthday in the wrong month for over 25 years now, and didn’t think about it when she asked, and told her my Un-Birthday.

And for a few weeks everything was fine.

But Debbie had a RIVAL.

Another woman in the office “Sharon” was also big into Astrology and was convinced Debbie was Doing It Wrong, so when she was going over payroll, she saw my Legal Birthday, realized Debbie had filled out the chart wrong, and then proceded to drag Debbie on the company facebook group, and a bunch of astrology groups they were both in.

I found out when I came in three days later from a long weekend and Debbie burst into tears and sobbed “HOW COULD YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE???”

After an extremely garbled recounting by our coworkers, a talk with my manager about “Hey yeah I don’t think it’s Legal for Sharon to take my name and date of birth from Payroll and put it all over facebook?”, the manager had a talk about “I know you are all over 50 but this is NOT WHAT THE COMPANY FACEBOOK IS FOR”, Sharon was ‘removed from the premesis’ and I finally got to sit down with Debbie.

I explained the slip-up and how I sort of have two birthdays and think of the January Birthday is my “Real” one.

Debie looked up from where she’d been sobbing into her tissue all morning, realization dawning on her less like the illumination of the sun and more like a baby sea turtle headed in the wrong direction because of light Pollution.

“Oh!” She said “You’re TRANS-ZODIAC! You might have been born as an Aries, but you’re really a Capricorn!”

As someone who’s been hit by a minivan and gotten a minor skull fracture from it, I’m pretty sure hearing that sentence gave me more brain damage.

“Sure Debbie.”

[thebibliosphere]

You know, I had no idea where this ride was going to take us, but of all the outcomes I expected, that was not it.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Debbie was a kind woman with room in her heart for all the people of the world and the critical thinking skills of a Sea Cucumber.

[chongoblog]

I hope Debbie is having a happy Pride

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

"PakIdia" DID YOU MEAN PUNJAB

[candybis-deactivated20140117]

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

[mastercdi-deactivated20240305]

Not again, Satan

[nuggettebunbun]

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

[dried-up-davinky]

Mood

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[haista-kaavittu]

[immoren]

On Great Famine of 1695–1697:

“Catastrophe afflicted Finland really badly because quarter of population starved to death. State officials suspected that people intentionally let themselves to starve to death as mean of avoiding paying taxes.”

[torillatavataan]

I never want to hear the “but Finland was an equal part of Sweden and the Finns were treated equal uwu” again.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[destructozoid]

[iwouldservehim]

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

[witchofthegermanforest]

[the-poor-decision]

[korrainasamisjacket]

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[supersonicmotorsatanic]