Sentinel Prime

Miners dni

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

This is your glorious leader, you can go ahead and kneel for me.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

"Super half" send me to Mars

Wait until you discover the sentinel prime’s ovarian cyst account that one of you fleshies put together.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Youre alive!!!!

Everyone point and laugh at this pig fucking, cousin sucking, double wide, inbred corn-fed communist FUCK knuckle

(Welcome back from death :])

Your fleshy terms do not apply to me.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

You're so funny, are you doing this on purpose?

I am purpose

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Sentinel Primes Upper half? Where's the rest of ya?!

It went on a walk.

[ziggityzigg]

Break me a piece of that kitkat bar

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Speeches suck and anyone who makes them should be shot on sight

Glad we agree.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

i didn't forget about what you said in your speech yesterday. on miner history month is crazy bro.

it's scientifically proven that they are lesser beings.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

*launches six thousand bricks at your head*

You missed

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Can you and airachnid be my parents

humans are beneath me.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Are you currently shipping with someone?

I have no use for UPS or fedex.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Hey do you know the pee pee poo poo man

I can't say I've ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with such an individual.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Daddy- sorry, daddy?- sorry-

I'm not your father.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

I think you’re pretty sweet

how would you know, you haven't tasted me

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Sentinel prime can I be real with you?

I'm not your therapist, but sure, waste my time.

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

Gone for about 6 months. I'd expect you to get a new lower half by now.

Unfortunately the harvest has not been good this year

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

against popular demand I have returned