call me baby - ot5 cortis texts
: ˚⋆✮ in which: you call your boyfriend by his name rather than his usual nickname, triggering his unusual reaction
: ˚⋆✮ a/n: one year of cortis hello ok req by @wspjaja hope u enjoy!
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call me baby - ot5 cortis texts
: ˚⋆✮ in which: you call your boyfriend by his name rather than his usual nickname, triggering his unusual reaction
: ˚⋆✮ a/n: one year of cortis hello ok req by @wspjaja hope u enjoy!
MARTIN
⠀⠀⠀MY BOY ` ot5
( OO1 ) ꣑ৎ───calling them "my boy" 🐇 profanity pet names crack they're down bad T_T
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𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 when a random dude pays for your nails
if this ever happens to me i‘d be so annoying💀
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martin:
james:
juhoon:
seonghyeon:
keonho:
005 OHHHH HE’S JEALOUS
MASTERLIST | 004 006
summary you have had the biggest crush on seonghyeon since forever, thinking you would never have the balls to talk to him, you suddenly get paired with him for the baby project: making you and seonghyeon temporary parents
💌 ayatalks! PHEW! another chapter. and also want to thank all of your for the love on this smau 🥹🥹🥹 im truly grateful <333 and im so so sorry but i fear the taglist is coming to a close
taglist (closed) @sapphireserpens @floatingin-yourdreams @pinguswrld @i8cortis @luvxzued @elee1q @pawwssyy @riddlesonlywife @marhyeons @rateater0369 @jaikito @saez-you-boi-304 @cafelinaa @beyeong-mi @lee-does-not-know @felixluvrr @martinskebab @sionshiii @bitterinkandblood @unicornglitterfarts-world @hyeoniie @toomanyfanficsbruh @cortisean @forsakenaura @mershyjershy @soobiewooz @itsredxctedstan @marlovesmelodies @kyanmeai @kiiramsu @atdeerhunter @sese-blurbs @butterfliesflyaroundmymind @luhvsss @eunjjx @aniraphoi @ifunicornsexsisted @wowbyselene @daisydaze09 @cherryluvssss @emsobsessedwithyou @nishiirkz @cortisalcholic @pinklemonade34 @chaorik1i @jules4ya @meroomeow @samsung-67 @jjongsaengiie @fzowers <3!
003 you can call me sean
MASTERLIST | 002 004
summary you have had the biggest crush on seonghyeon since forever, thinking you would never have the balls to talk to him, you suddenly get paired with him for the baby project: making you and seonghyeon temporary parents
💌 ayatalks! thats it for today guys! enjoyyy
taglist @sapphireserpens @floatingin-yourdreams @pinguswrld @i8cortis @luvxzued @elee1q @pawwssyy @riddlesonlywife @marhyeons @rateater0369 @jaikito @saez-you-boi-304 @cafelinaa <3!
002 martin is breastfeeding the baby
MASTERLIST | 001 003
summary you have had the biggest crush on seonghyeon since forever, thinking you would never have the balls to talk to him, you suddenly get paired with him for the baby project: making you and seonghyeon temporary parents
💌 ayatalks! im literally having sm fun with this smau i might update one more part in a few hours….
taglist @sapphireserpens @floatingin-yourdreams @pinguswrld @i8cortis @luvxzued @elee1q @pawwssyy @riddlesonlywife <3!
001 SEAN GETS A GIRL, I GET KEONHO
MASTERLIST | 002
summary you have had the biggest crush on seonghyeon since forever, thinking you would never have the balls to talk to him, you suddenly get paired with him for the baby project: making you and seonghyeon temporary parents
💌 ayatalks! chapter oneeee lessgooooooooo !!! this is a filler?? sort of to just start it off yk ;)
taglist @sapphireserpens @floatingin-yourdreams <3!
STUPIDLY ANNOYING , seonghyeon x f!rdr
SYN . accidentally confessing to your crush on the stupid ig story box thingy was definitely not in your senior year agenda. while you're embarrassed as hell and is currently contemplating your life choices, seonghyeon is nothing but smug and thrilled that the girl of his dreams secretly likes him back
part one , part two , part three
✏️ . . . my 1st hyeon fic! lemme know how it goess
✏️ . . . yoo u guys down for pt 2?
cortis taglist . @taelvvrzz @en-dream @anniyahhh @hyuneskkami @toomanyfanficsbruh @maraaaa105 @wowbyselene @ges1ca @lillieepadd @1m0m014u
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KISS ME
in which ᭄᭡ how cortis loves you
warnings + tags ᭄᭡ ot5 x reader (separate), gn!reader, purely fluff, not proofread, sorry for any mischaracterisation!
author's notes ᭄᭡ thank u miss grande for releasing petal i hope she gets better soon. also wrote a little less for sean cuz i wasnt too sure how to characterise him...
word count ᭄᭡ 400 ish/member the album
STRICTLY MUTUAL ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ KIM JUHOON
SYNOPSIS SMAU | juhoon and y/n are each others favorite person to argue with. their insults are getting less creative and the story replies are becoming for frequent. meanwhile, everyone’s waiting for them to realize why
WARNINGS profanity . humor . kys jokes . feelings in denial . fake texts
FEATURING fem!reader . friendgroup!cortis . in denial!juhoon . in denial!reader
NOTES thank u for the request! i hope you enjoy ❤️
unserious texts with bf!keonho.
❤︎ ahn keonho x fem!reader
. . banter banter banter , rude humour , they lowk hate each other ( but in a loving way? )
notes so originally, this was an unfinished smau for 7 months but i finally got myself to finish it after seeing cortis last night and keonho bias wrecked me SO HARD. as the title states, this is a very unserious one ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ enjoy!
BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, ahn keonho
synopsis, Keonho hates your boyfriend. You hate your boyfriend too (sometimes). He wishes to the heavens above for you two to break up, all while constantly trying to get you on his side. It doesn't end well for him.
genre, crack, teensy bit of angst very tiny, swearing, cliffhanger?
authors note, making a comeback with ts because i miss tumblr #fuckdahaters 🔥 i hope ygs enjoy it 💗 fast paced asf tho im ngl
warnings, evil boyfriend, mason thames cameo as usual, boyfriend hate but its justified.
texts w megumi as his bubbly gf !⠀ ⠀ ⠀ + ⠀ ⠀ ૮ • ﻌ - ა
🐾 JJK SMAU . . . cw : megumi x fem reader, established relationship, gojo father figure to megumi, nsfw (whimper audio), loser bf x sunshine gf trope. ⠀ ss: 15 — want more? here
I havent proof read this but here's a quick Little Puma thought i had.
Little puma loves getting praised by you. He wants to be useful and will go out of his way to help you out. Problem is he will do this even when you dont need him to.
If you're doing chores, little puma will get in the way simply because he's trying to be helpful. Carrying some laundry? Give it to Little puma. Making jam? He can do that. Lifting something heavy? Why didn't you just ask him?
I imagine its pretty common for conversations between the two of you to sound like
"I can help with that"
"I dont need you to, I can do it myself"
-tries to take whatever you're holding anyway
"Just give it me, I can do it >:("
"No! Im not helpless go away!"
-ends up dropping the whole thing
Reader- •_•
Little puma- the exact face he pulled in that one scene with white sun in episode 3.
Little puma means well but also tends to think he knows best. His heart is in the right place.
In general, I dont think little puma's great at expressing himself and will often say things he didn't really mean. Can get annoyed fairly easily and its not uncommon for conversations to end with him leaving in a huff just to come back a few seconds later and apologise. This is why he tries to show how he feels through his actions but as I said above it doesnt always come across how he wants.
But to circle back to my first point about him loving praise, he really does love it. At the start of your relationship it was hard to tell, but once you know him well its easy to notice the signs. If you do let Little puma do something for you, tell him he did a good job after. A simple well done really makes his day. Even if he gets made fun for it by his friends. Once youve praised him once he will keep helping though so use it sparingly.
Honestly I think it could go all the way to a full praise kink but thats for another post lol.
Little puma x reader fics but reader is not white ass colonizer
I don’t think I see enough people talking about this, considering lhotp is lwk niche rn, but PLEASE can we stop with this little puma x white reader bs? How can you genuinely watch him hate on settlers the whole time and still manage to be ignorant as hell. The only acceptable plot I see is an oc/reader who also went through colonialism, and was forced to go to america or came in an attempt to escape what they’re going through, or suprise, someone who’s native! But even then, historical factors must be considered and cannot be brushed off just cus it’s fanfiction.
keonho winning back ex!reader 🤔🤔🤔👀👀👀👀👀🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 #yearnersareearners
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⪩⪨ let me be ur fool !
⌕ ahn keonho
𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 keonho tries to win y/n back through embarrassingly targeted instagram stories and many cryptic texts… #yearnersAREearners | REQ by 🪽 anon
ᝰ.ᐟ ex!keonho x ex!reader
ᝰ.ᐟ smau (27ss) , fluff , humor , e2l
ᝰ.ᐟ friend group!cortis , fem!reader , downbad!keonho , ft ryul (lngshot) & stella (h2h)