I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

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I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex
I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex
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Bunnies foundj innocent aftrer atyacking and mauling 12 peoplge in a local mall
Bunnies judge ruled "bunnies do this sometimes"
it's deduesday!
Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and
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i think the most important reactions ive seen to the super bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny aren't from the newsmedia or variety of youtubers, it's been the reactions from the people who are just posting that they felt seen, saw their culture being represented in a grand & spectacular way, and were moved enough to cry.
the super bowl show has every opportunity to be a soulless piece of pop whatever in the middle of a giant advertising fest hosted by a billion dollar industry that has zero ethics..... but instead we got something with so much soul, so much heart, and something that genuinely moved people in ways that are beyond words... and that's what art should be doing.
tl;dr: super bowl shows can be awful but instead we got something that is meaningful to so many people and to this moment in history and that's pretty special so we should acknowledge it.
CINEMA! 🇵🇷
cr: patrick fallon, thearon henderson, neilson barnard, chris graythen
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I had this comic drawn for so long that I actually rewrote the ending because I had enough time to realize the original made no sense. Shoutout to @themornal for the suggestions with that final panel!
a while back at work I used the term "North Atlantic Archipelago" and a colleague who'd never heard it but got the meaning from context said "oh, is that another term for the British Isles? why?" and I was like okay, picture your worst neighbour. let's call him Keith. Keith is an asshole. Keith has tried to kill you 15 times. he annexed your house once and he still won't give back the second bedroom. he started a violent feud between your cousins and starved your granny to death. now imagine you can only ever tell people where you live by describing it as "Keith's street".
you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.
our landlord has started ominously talking about doing property valuations for our flat so we've decided to make some mortgage appointments to see if we actually have any reasonable chance of buying something if we get kicked out. stressful, hassle, yadda yadda, but the point is i'm filling out this mortgage website's form with our details and it asks for your occupation via a dropdown menu
unsurprisingly, 'learning technologist' aka my job is not listed as one of their occupations. weirdly neither is 'IT support' which was the next closest position i could think of, but whatever, still not too unusual, but then i started scrolling down the list of what this website DOES have for accepted occupations and now i have some questions about how they establish what jobs need to be included as options
more of the only jobs that exist according to this mortgage broker
thank fuck someone is finally giving some representation to the barley roasters and the fire eaters out there. it's about time
just had to full disassemble my nephew's high chair to get him out of the damn thing so I feel like I'm really living up to my uncle duties rn
he started to get a little stressed out when he asked to be all done and I couldn't get him out but luckily I kept him distracted with an artful mix of more yogurt snacks and a fun new game called "every time you swing your legs I make a loud noise of pain as if you've injured me terribly, and sometimes I'll fall on the floor and pretend to be dying for dramatic effect"
after a while he started doing a fun thing where he's say "all done kick 😊" and I'd say "oh thank you for showing me mercy, young prince, truly you are a wise and merciful ruler" and then seeing that I'd fallen for his ruse he'd unless a flurry of kicks ferocious enough to launch me into the stratosphere
bear in mind the entire time we're playing Death By Kicking I'm trying to read a pdf to figure out how to fuck to detach the tray from the chair
Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a "Christian rap competition" and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion brine for Jesus rap was so cringe that they didn't even boo. The entire venue just went completely silent until I felt awkward and left.
This would have done numbers with Russian orthodox Christians you were just playing to the wrong crowd king. Protestants have no culture
"Are my pickled red onion bars wack? No, it is simply the protestants who are wrong."