Seoul Sizzle

Sex blog turned blog about lots of other stuff, all coming from Seoul

[seoulsizzle]

Who wants to know a SECRET?!?!

[leviage]

me: I’m mentally ill and struggling to get the energy to do tasks that are necessary for my everyday life

a neurotypical: having you considering taking on several time consuming and tiring hobbies, such as running, getting up at 5am to do yoga, and making green smoothies with 20 ingredients every day

[jumpingjacktrash]

there it is

[edating]

[jacknicholson]

[thereal1990s]

Batman Returns (1992)

[seoulsizzle]

Hi! This may sound kinda stupid but when you used to hook up with guys in Korea, would you ask them if they were clean or not before you did anything? If so how would you bring it up? :o

Not really, just a lot of condoms, haha

[seoulsizzle]

Friend: *unwraps tin foil from entire burrito before beginning to eat it* Me:

[diversegaminglists]

LGBT community anger over Youtube restrictions which make their videos invisible

#YouTubeIsOverParty trends on Twitter after users say videos referencing same-sex relationships are being filtered out

I’d like to see as many people talking about this as possible.

[saintzacharie]

[jovan]

[seoulsizzle]

Why is it that, when I'm in moment of mental instability, suddenly al of my friends/confidants evaporate? All kinds of bullshit

[2treehill]

how do you get a nice body without moving

[childmagazine]

by learning to love yourself

[nachtfunken]

wow

[shyvsarchive]

chucky vs. the giant tortoise

[lovefortv]

[seoulsizzle]

This is your brain on your period:

"He hasn't texted you since 2pm. It's 7:30. You've sent 3 texts since then. I know you guys have been seeing each other for three months, and you hung out all last night, but he is IGNORING YOU AND GHOSTING YOU!!!!"

[anoldman-deactivated20190825]

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Hahahahahhahahaha

[trustmeimageographer]

Wow, why am I wasting all this time and effort on a masters degree when I could just be a pompous jackass and apparently have the same level of qualification?

[seoulsizzle]

How much you wanna bet this was said in response to a woman explaining an economic theory/ issue?

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[seoulsizzle]

Sexting Randudes

The biggest insult, in my mind, is when you're having anonymous cyber sex or are sexting with some dude you met on Tinder, and they get butt hurt when you won't send nudes. Bitch, you don't know my plans for my life. You don't know if I'm planning on running for office some day and would like it to be plausible that someone used my public pictures to catfish your ass. Fuck all the way off.