some fights will just get you bloody

I like to complain

[depsidase]

[ghostcradle]

fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

[pinklovehearts]

top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[depsidase]

[nyancrimew]

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.

And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.

[neometalpussy]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[sophie-baybey]

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

[theunsubtleknife]

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

[itsjustminormending]

[ardourie]

[kayvsworld]

i maintain that marvel was so so stupid for not having the avengers wear buyable avengers merch. like why would you not do this. they’re superheroes in-universe. there’s merch of them in-universe. have them wear their own (or each others) merch in the movies and then sell the merch. why are they wearing underarmor and extremely improbable multi-layer bullshit give them a captain america branded hoodie, sell this hoodie, call it a day,

[kayvsworld]

ALSO it’s such an easy lazy shortcut for establishing the team & their relationships? add anyone casually drinking out of an iron man mug in any movie and watch it instantly deepen the team dynamic. nat has purple socks with arrows and a giant hulk hoodie she very obviously stole from someone. steve briefs the team and he has a cartoon thor phone case. tony has an embarrassing amount of captain america merch don’t ask him about it. suddenly these are people who like each other at least enough to wear each other’s colours. you did it you successfully established a positive off-screen team vibe and all you had to do was let clint wear a falcon jacket in bird-guy solidarity AND you made money come ON

[mp100days]

018 - I don’t know what the caption this. just take the drawing tablet away from me